Is Kid Rock a pedophile?

[Nigger Caviar]

Is he being le ironic in this song?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

That little kid with him was his midget slave, not actually a child.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Mackin' to this phat beat, bass pushin' through my backseat
You know I got that gangsta lean
Ho's they all adore me, I stop and they all swarm me
To check out all my fly gold rings
They treat me like the mayor, cause I'm the biggest player
(Mackin' all honeys up here in the D baby) You know I do
Grubbin' on some pork rinds, kickin' out them sex rhymes
Everybody wants to be my friend
But I can't be your friend no, unless you got some endo
To smoke (I ain't no joke)

[Kid Rock] (Joe C.)
Now, some people say my mind's blown, I'm coolin' like a snow cone
On my cell phone I'm paid, G, can't call me, just page me
Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)
My story ain't that complex, two forties and a rolex
I rip, I rock, I roll, G, I trim my hair with the flowbee
Got soul, G, like Al Green, co-coolin' like the A-Team
From Maine to San Francisco, I'm shootin' like a pistol
I'm so slick, I'm Crisco, daddy likes to disco

THIS IS FROM THE ACTUAL GENIUS.COM LYRICS

 

[Nigger Caviar]

Notice he isnt called Adult Rock?

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Mackin' to this phat beat, bass pushin' through my backseat
You know I got that gangsta lean
Ho's they all adore me, I stop and they all swarm me
To check out all my fly gold rings
They treat me like the mayor, cause I'm the biggest player
(Mackin' all honeys up here in the D baby) You know I do
Grubbin' on some pork rinds, kickin' out them sex rhymes
Everybody wants to be my friend
But I can't be your friend no, unless you got some endo
To smoke (I ain't no joke)

[Kid Rock] (Joe C.)
Now, some people say my mind's blown, I'm coolin' like a snow cone
On my cell phone I'm paid, G, can't call me, just page me
Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)
My story ain't that complex, two forties and a rolex
I rip, I rock, I roll, G, I trim my hair with the flowbee
Got soul, G, like Al Green, co-coolin' like the A-Team
From Maine to San Francisco, I'm shootin' like a pistol
I'm so slick, I'm Crisco, daddy likes to disco

THIS IS FROM THE ACTUAL GENIUS.COM LYRICS

There's a Beastie Boys song with a similar line

https://genius.com/Beastie-boys-the-new-style-lyrics

"If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page
The girlies I like are underage"

 

[Barry Williams]

"baw wit da baw da bangy bang diggy diggy" is a very specific slang term for banging a 14 year old

source:

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Wanna post the lyrics? I ain't listening to that noise. But I'll just say yes because he bent the knee to Budweiser.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Mackin' to this phat beat, bass pushin' through my backseat
You know I got that gangsta lean
Ho's they all adore me, I stop and they all swarm me
To check out all my fly gold rings
They treat me like the mayor, cause I'm the biggest player
(Mackin' all honeys up here in the D baby) You know I do
Grubbin' on some pork rinds, kickin' out them sex rhymes
Everybody wants to be my friend
But I can't be your friend no, unless you got some endo
To smoke (I ain't no joke)

[Kid Rock] (Joe C.)
Now, some people say my mind's blown, I'm coolin' like a snow cone
On my cell phone I'm paid, G, can't call me, just page me
Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)
My story ain't that complex, two forties and a rolex
I rip, I rock, I roll, G, I trim my hair with the flowbee
Got soul, G, like Al Green, co-coolin' like the A-Team
From Maine to San Francisco, I'm shootin' like a pistol
I'm so slick, I'm Crisco, daddy likes to disco

THIS IS FROM THE ACTUAL GENIUS.COM LYRICS

I really appreciate the annotation, genius.com. Wouldn't have figured it out without you.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

who knows. definitely a massive faggot

 

[dick brain]

"baw wit da baw da bangy bang diggy diggy" is a very specific slang term for banging a 14 year old

source:

ywnbawitdaba

 

[Johnathan Readit]

He's called kid rock because he rocks kids, like how Jay Z named his label Roc-a-fella because he rocks fellas.

 

[Dysnomia]

No. He's just really ugly.

 

[Quijibo69]

Only if he teams up with Kanye West.