Is it true that George Washington had a wooden penis?
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- 18 de Mar, 2019
Yes, he called it his "wood pecker".
No, that's a common historical misconception. He actually got his penis transplanted from a slave.
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- 4 de Ene, 2021
Yeah, Martha got a lot of splinters because sex wasn't meant to be satisfying, so foreplay wasn't a thing, back then.
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- 29 de Mayo, 2024
Yeah he chopped down a cherry tree and whittled it into a cock as a gift for his wife. This would be fortunate as he would lose his cock at Fort Ticonderoga, he would wield the cock on the bottom of his torso as he charged into battle, as a show of dominance and to strike fear in the enemy.
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- 17 de Abr, 2020
I heard he was born with it
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- 4 de Ene, 2021
So he was like the origin for the character Pinocchio?
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- 18 de Jul, 2019
I heard he was made of wood. Except his teeth, those were real.
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- 21 de Ago, 2018
I would refer you to this video for information on the status of George Washington's genitals:
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- 29 de Mayo, 2024
Maybe it was Maybelline, the world will never know.
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- 26 de Sep, 2019
George Washington's wooden penis is in a display cabinet in the White House. Every president to date has saluted it upon taking office
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
I'm pretty sure you're thinking of George Washington Carver, who invented wooden peanuts.