Is it halal to fuck toasters

[Dojima's Dragon]

I am a muslim and i have been engaged to a toaster my family has finalized my wedding date is it halal to marry a toaster.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

As a proud descendant of the Bin Laden clan, I can say for certain that it is not only halal, but encouraged.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Only one man could answer this question. @Haramburger , the Haram Penis Man, bestow upon us mere Kiwi Mortals, your most wonderful wisdom!

 

[Haramburger]

Idolatry, it is HARAM. Islam man cannot conceivably be married to anything other than a human female.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Only if it's prepubescent, in the tradition of The Prophet (PBUH).

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Idolatry, it is HARAM. Islam man cannot conceivably be married to anything other than a human female.

I am shia so youre a dirty sunni i assume

Only if it's prepubescent, in the tradition of The Prophet (PBUH).

Mine is 20 years old

 

[Migraine Box]

yes

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

yes

toasty.mp4

spoiler that shit lol.

I am a muslim and i have been engaged to a toaster my family has finalized my wedding date is it halal to marry a toaster.

Do muslims believe in bathtubs? It can only be halal if you fuck the toaster in the bathtub.

 

[Not a bee]

Is the toaster plugged in?

 

[DieHystoric]

Yes brother, it is the will of Allah to fuck a toaster, inshallah.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

spoiler that shit lol.


Do muslims believe in bathtubs? It can only be halal if you fuck the toaster in the bathtub.

No its haram in the bathtub

Yes brother, it is the will of Allah to fuck a toaster, inshallah.

Thanks

 

[KittyGremlin]

Idolatry, it is HARAM. Islam man cannot conceivably be married to anything other than a human female.

Yes brother, it is the will of Allah to fuck a toaster, inshallah.

I would guess it depends on whether you're Sunni or Shia

 

[OrionBalls]

You push the button to get burnt bread. Or maybe burnt penis. Who knows? Allah will sort you at the end, anyway. You may have lived a full toaster-fucking free life and still be condemned because you didn't ask your Mother for permission to do something, one time. And you crossed your legs, revealing to all your disgusting feet!

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It's halal as long as the toaster is still a virgin.

 

[Moths]

Only if you sing praises to the omnissiah beforehand