Is it gay if it’s on leap year day?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Titlee

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

no, nothing is gay on February 29. this is codified in international law going back to the ancient Sumerians.
the catch being that on march 1 anyhting you did now makes you gay in retrospect. the only way to not be gay after march 1 is if you have all memory of the event erased.

 

[Kirby]

there is a brief hour window at the end of daylights savings day where you can have as much gay sex as you want without being gay because you turn back time 1 hour undoing everything you did during that hour

 

[Your Starter for 10]

It's literally four times as gay. Don't listen to these groomers, they are trying to gay you.

 

[JethroTullamore]

No-homo.