Is Islam the most based religion?

[Colon capital V]

-if you're gay, your throat will be slit and pushed off a building unless you're straight or trans (but we all know Allah won't be fooled that easily)
-women are completely covered as to not show any indecent exposure.
-they will bomb and gun down their enemies in order to achieve higher power and get what they want.
-you are discouraged from eating pork, making you less fat and unhealthy.
-they pray to a giant cube and not some stupid shit like a wooden "cross"

All in all, I'd say islam is pretty based. PRAISE ALLAH

 

[Rungle]

oh my god hes taking it, oh my god oh fuck

 

[Whatevermancer]

No, cause they believe in the demiurge.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

-if you're gay, your throat will be slit and pushed off a building unless you're straight or trans (but we all know Allah won't be fooled that easily)

why would someone slit a man's throat before throwing him off a building?

In reality the opinions of jurists on this generally fall into the following 4 categories, depending on how they consider the scriptural evidence:
- Throwing from a high up place, such as a building, then stoning (this is what some of the companions of the Prophet (PBUH) are known to have favored)
- Death, generally
- Lashing
- Discretionary punishment (tazir)

-you are discouraged from eating pork, making you less fat and unhealthy.

It isn't merely discouraged, it's forbidden to consume.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

It might be good if you're totally unfuckable and the only shot you have with a woman is if she's your literal property. Or if you're into marrying 6 year olds.

Muslims men are such mega incels that they literally can't get pussy without rape.

I'll pass.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If you can ignore the whole "Muhammad fucking his 6 year old wife" thing maybe.

 

[Colon capital V]

It isn't merely discouraged, it's forbidden to consume.

Even better

 

[Sage In All Fields]

It might be good if you're totally unfuckable and the only shot you have with a woman is if she's your literal property

you say this like women don't fantasize daily about being someone's property

 

[PeachDream]

It might be good if you're totally unfuckable and the only shot you have with a woman is if she's your literal property. Or if you're into marrying 6 year olds.

Muslims men are such mega incels that they literally can't get pussy without rape.

Hey, if it works, it works.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I mean, it's the only religion left with teeth.

 

[Very Average Redditor]

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

There is literally a line that says if your child comes out miraculously darker than you and your adoring, oh so faithful wife that you must simply accept the child as your own. Make of that what you will.