Is Hebrew a good language?

[lolcow yoghurt]

What do you think of the jew language

 

[Space Lazer Shark]

When i see hebrew online my first instict is that it's a shitpost of sorts as i have never ever seen anyone unironically use this outside of like posting jewish media pieces.
The only other people i've seen around that use the hebrew alphabet are those with names like "schlomo globohomo" and threw some random words into google translate for comedy sake.
Not sure what this says about the language itself but i'm confident that it's just as irrelevant as the other 9000 languages only a single nation uses and has some weird alphabet.

... i mean uhh glory to god's chosen people, may they feast upon many infants and receive the greatest of monetary aid from the united states of america.

 

[byuu]

Hebrew was a long dead language that was revived for ideological reasons.
It never had something like a Shakespeare that really advanced what you can do with the language so Hebrew has little literary value.

 

[Begemot]

Hebrew was a long dead language that was revived for ideological reasons.
It never had something like a Shakespeare that really advanced what you can do with the language so Hebrew has little literary value.

But to go from effectively one Family to a whole nation is impressive, is it not? The Hebrew revival makes Welsh and Irish look pathetic in their current state.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

every second word sounds like they're hacking up half a lung

 

[Mr Bubbless]

It's an ugly sounding language. I much prefer the way Arabic looks and sounds.

 

[RACISM]

It's an ugly sounding language. I much prefer the way Arabic looks and sounds.

They sound almost identical, this is like arguing which gender's anus smells best.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Kikes can speak English but they speak in kikebrew so only the shalom shaddas can understand their scheming.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Hebrew was a long dead language that was revived for ideological reasons.
It never had something like a Shakespeare that really advanced what you can do with the language so Hebrew has little literary value.

I knew an Israeli girl who told me about Eliezer Ben-Yehuda the dude who revived Hebrew. How he forced his family to speak in this language he was refactoring for the modern era. It's a really interesting story. Tbh the entire modern history of Israel is very interesting. It's no wonder they are the polar opposites of their American counterparts.

 

[libRT]

No, looks gay, sounds gay. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck etc etc

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Before anyone else says anything more, Kiwifarms loves the Nation of Israel.

Proceed

 

[Blouie]

I can't read it so it sucks.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Any language where you spend most of the time sounding like you're gargling balls and making clicking noises is not a good language.

 

[Chantal's Hijab]

Farsi is superior.

Hebrew is hard edged and abrupt.