Is gay for pay a valid method of survival in the apocalypse?

[Anti Alien Alarm]

just as a last resort if you get my drift

 

[RACISM]

I'd sooner die.

 

[Vernerus]

If that money still has value we haven't reached the Apocalypse yet.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Yes. Gay for free? Not so much.

 

[OrionBalls]

Gay for pay is a viable option even without an Apocalypse. Straight male dance majors need to eat, too, and strip clubs pay well.

 

[Feral Postie]

Maybe if you're a big tough guy because no one is going to be paying a little guy after the apocalypse if you get what I'm implying.

 

[rel=alternate]

In an apocalypse scenario, I imagine it really depends on what we're going for.

Realistically, people don't really need your consent. So it depends on how many survivors, and the survivors themselves. And if you consume more than you contribute ass won't save you.

If that helps, I would think that if you get dick slapped in non apocalyptic life, same will happen. You may not get paid.

However, if there was a market before the boom boom, there will be a market after. The price will always be the same, even though it might not be $. It will remain a comparable ratio to whatever people can afford.

 

[Anti Alien Alarm]

If that money still has value we haven't reached the Apocalypse yet.

who said money would be the form of payment? you could receive art meds, cooked rats, books in chinese, broken tvs, melted ice cream, raw coal, a singular piano key. skys the limit!

 

[King George III]

What kind of question is that? Of course it's valid if it results in your survival. The real question is; what's better, being dead or being an alive gay homofaggot?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yes, I'll do what I need to survive.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Unfortunately all the lube has long since been looted and used up by roving bands of Furry bandits so you're going to have to take it raw.

Ripping and tearing.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Let me answer your question with another question, would you whore yourself out? Is there a price on your dignity and pride?

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Straight male dance majors need to eat, too, and strip clubs pay well.

Those are gay. Trust me. They're gay for pay gays because it sells better.
Are you straight? Ask yourself why YOU didn't become a dance major. Do it without resorting to: "Because it's gay".
You see now?

 

[Calandrino]

Everybody stocking up on bullets and distilled water will be mighty disappointed with the collapse is mostly just blowing dudes. Or, perhaps, they won't be disappointed, I dunno.

 

[Waifu Days]

The real question is why have some of you not gone gay for pay for the true and honest fan honor

 

[OrionBalls]

Those are gay. Trust me. They're gay for pay gays because it sells better.
Are you straight? Ask yourself why YOU didn't become a dance major. Do it without resorting to: "Because it's gay".
You see now?

Nah. The straight male dancers are like the straight male pastry cooks. They clean the fuck up in the dorms, pussy-wise, but those careers are generally considered "female degrees" and both dance school and culinary school (spec pastry) are expensive as fuck for little to no reward, long term. They don't go into those programs because they're secretly gay. They actually have a passion for it. To answer your question though, I didn't become a dance major because I am not coordinated, and never had a love for it. I only ever fed dance majors. Which, depending on whatever damn fad diet was in, made me feel really bad for them all.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

you make a lot of threads revolving around questions of homosexuality.

probably not, but NOT gay for pay might work (e.g. I will rape you if you don't give me what you have)

 

[Gorton Colu]

It could be valid, but either way you'll become an invalid.

 

[dick brain]

Anybody willing to pay for gay sex isn't surviving the apocalypse.