Is food tasting funny? - For the subhumans who eat precooked meals.

[PermaLurker69]

Was talking to the wife the other day at costco and it came up we haven't bought any frozen food like tenders or wings for a couple of months since anything we bought in that category has tasted bad. Like a spoiled sweetness was added to the preservatives. Talked to a few other people and they agreed so I asking if im going schizo or if something is happening to the food.

Im already retarted and god doesn't double curse, so some closure would be appreciated.

 

[Just A Butt]

Im already retarted

Amen

 

[rel=alternate]

I don't understand people who buy stuff like tendies or precooked wings. It tastes like salt and overcooked meat. That's not even mentioning all the taste exhauster and the various extracts of something. Or the fact that "tendies" are like 50% chicken at best, and not the breast kind.

Both are really easy to make yourself, and wings , in particular, literally takes no attention, make a marinade, put it in the oven and you're done.

 

[Drain Todger]

Yep, that's the unmistakable tang of the NWO nanomachines they're puttin' in all the Hungry-Mans.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

It is. I can't stop laughing.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

If food is tasting funny, then should it occur to you that it's not really food?

 

[PermaLurker69]

If food is tasting funny, then should it occur to you that it's not really food?

It was edible enough.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

It was edible enough.

It's not good for you though.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

wouldn't buy precooked wings but I do have a fondness for some microwave dinners, cook all my food from scratch but a micro dinner is a treat sometimes when you want something nasty,

 

[DumbDude43]

i dont buy frozen stuff, i buy fresh stuff and freeze it myself
the only thing that i buy frozen is spinach

 

[Dysnomia]

Processed crap is getting more crap. Cheaply made garbage being made more cheaply and sold for more money.

 

[Dude Snakes]

My autistic ass thought you were asking is the profession of taste testing funny.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

When the food you eat has an ingredient list longer than the entire Chris-Chan'[s biography and contains the entire periodic table, then maybe, just maybe, it's actually not good for you.

 

[analrapist]

When the food you eat has an ingredient list longer than the entire Chris-Chan'[s biography and contains the entire periodic table, then maybe, just maybe, it's actually not good for you.

Joke's on you. I'm osmium deficient.

 

[Pruto]

Tastes like shit but I have no self respect or willpower.

 

[Named User]

How can food taste if it has no tongue?

 

[Night Crawler]

It's better than it tasting unfunny.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Same thing happened to me a few weeks ago, but then my nose started running and I realized I got a mild cold which changed how everything tasted...

 

[Dick Mason]

like tenders or wings

Recalls, Market Withdrawals, & Safety Alerts

FDA and industry press releases regarding product recalls

www.fda.gov

Just enter 'chicken' in the search box and maybe you find out you were bamboozled. Perusing that list now I think I'm done with those kind of products altogether. My new mantra: if the chicken unfresh, throw in trash.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

I tend to avoid goyslop thats frozen (save for the odd pizza or two), but the few things I have had do have that....flavor that's hard to pin down.
Probably cheaper ingredients and more salt/MSG to mask the noxious taste.