Is Christianity the most cucked religion?

[jorgoth]

Christianity is the only religion that has a story about a woman being forgiven for adultery. Literally no other religion has this. Islam doesn't have this, Judaism doesn't have this, Buddhism doesn't have this, no other religion or people have ever had a story of this kind.

 

[Blasterisk]

Oh, that's easy. It's grace.

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

christianity is a based religion

 

[Bonesjones]

Jews chop up baby dicks so old guys can suck them, how could anything be more cucked than that?

 

[jorgoth]

Jews chop up baby dicks so old guys can suck them, how could anything be more cucked than that?

Having your messiah absolve your wife of any sin after she gets caught cheating on you.

 

[Bonesjones]

Having your messiah absolve your wife of any sin after she gets caught cheating on you.

Letting people molest and defile your kids is way more cucked

 

[jorgoth]

Okay fair, but what if they aren't your kids? What if women in general feel empowered to cheat because they can just "confess" afterwards?

 

[DumbDude42]

yeah the jesus origin story boils down to some girl making up an outlandish meme story to explain an illegitimate pregnancy lol

>did you fuck someone?
>no i am virgin!
>then why are you pregnant?
>ummm....
>IT IS A MIRACLE! IT IS THE WORK OF GOD! PRAISE THE LORD!

 

[Bonesjones]

Okay fair, but what if they aren't your kids? What if women in general feel empowered to cheat because they can just "confess" afterwards?

Baking child molesting into the rituals of your religion is way worse than anything else.

 

[jorgoth]

Baking child molesting into the rituals of your religion is way worse than anything else.

My god it's like pretty much all religions suck in some obvious way.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Could be worse, could be Nordic paganism, a religion which primarily exists in a modern context to sell marvel and nu-metal merchandise.

 

[draggs]

That's the point, you can even be forgiven for being a hoe in Christianity

 

[ANF]

How could we forget that G-d struck down a man for not cucking his dead brother

 

[Ted_Logan]

I say yes and no.

 

[byuu]

Jews chop up baby dicks so old guys can suck them, how could anything be more cucked than that?

Jesus was a Jew and got his foreskin stolen by a Jew. And that's your messiah.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

How could we forget that G-d struck down a man for not cucking his dead brother

No, he struck him down for disobedience.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

What if women in general feel empowered to cheat because they can just "confess" afterwards?

That doesn't sound like a very genuine plea for forgiveness.

 

[Bonesjones]

Jesus was a Jew and got his foreskin stolen by a Jew. And that's your messiah.

Im not even a christian but sorry your only sexual experience is with an old gross rabbi

 

[byuu]

Im not even a christian but sorry your only sexual experience is with an old gross rabbi

I'm Jesus now? Awesome, free wine for everyone!

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

My god it's like pretty much all religions suck in some obvious way.

as a religious person , I agree