Is cheeseburger pizza stupid?

All pizzas are stupid. No pizza, at least on our world, has the tiniest bit of cognitive ability. They lack any self-preservation instinct and will allow themselves to be eaten without resistance. They'd face extinction within a generation if not for man's intervention.
I left a pizza in the fridge for about a year but that probably speaks more about me than the pizza. It was a crappy pizza though.
 
No but it's not exactly genius either.

BBQ chicken pizza is either mediocre or amazing depending on where you're getting it from, a local pizza joint has an amazing one, but I've had a subpar frozen one before, can't remember the brand. Wasn't bad but yeah.
 
This is fuckin with me, are those pepperonis really tiny or are you getting a huge meatball with every slice? The answer is probably yes to both but Australians didn't deserve a continent.
regular size pepperoni with a cheeseburger stuffed in the crust
a fat cunts dream

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