Is Abdullah The Butcher the most based rassler??

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Here are some quick 📠 about Mr. Shreve aka Abdullah the Butcher

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• Doesn't give a fuck about wrestling.
• Doesn't even wrestle
• just stabs marks and gives them heppy titus
• gave that whiny faggot Hannibal heppy titus and ruined his RASSLIN career and then walked away never to take responsibility
• blood is literally toxic
• sounds like a soft Canadian Winnie the Pooh in everyday conversation
• will bleed an IIIINDIAN stark white just to get his heat, baby
• walks up and blades ring announcers without warning
• blades random people in the crowd
• still alive at over 80 years old and 500 pounds, probably bladed the grim reaper and gave him heppy titus
• can stick poker chips and silver dollars in his gig marks
• survives on a steady diet of contract papers, turnbuckle stuffing, and the blood of his enemies
• inducted into the WWE hall of fame despite never working for them
• publicly sold his WWE ring to some dipshit mark the same day he got it for 20,000 dollars
• gives RASSLERS small portions at his restaurant because fuck them
• has a plethora of wonderful stories about his life, many of them true
• loved and adored in Japan, probably grossed out thousands of japanese prostitutes in his time, probably liked doing it
• black, not a nigger
• peed on hulk hogan and gave him heppy titus (probably)

...And many more!
 
Harley Race slapped the shit outta motherfuckers, and once emptied a shotgun into some wop mobsters. Hulk Hogan almost killed Richard Belzer before Wrestlemania. New Jack almost killed a teenager, vic grimes and gypsy joe.
New Jack was a national HERO and I nearly wept when he died. Probably one of my favorite shoot interviewers of all time and one of my favorite human beings ever. I don't even fucking like wrestling and I would listen to his interviews for hours and hours.

For the uninitiated:

there was a less tame, more coked-up interview on YT but I can't find it now. Here is a funny video of him talking about Tony Atlas (who is actually a very nice old man lol)


Clearly you are wrong, because the Iron Sheik exists.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5awUNoE0WfI
I love that clip
 
New Jack was a national HERO and I nearly wept when he died. Probably one of my favorite shoot interviewers of all time and one of my favorite human beings ever. I don't even fucking like wrestling and I would listen to his interviews for hours and hours.
I feel the same way about a lot of these guys. I think I've watched maybe thirty minutes of actual wrestling in my life, but holy shit I love hearing about all the crazy bullshit these coked up lunatics got into behind the scenes.
 
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