Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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The fact we have not even seen a recorded statement, or even an audio statement from the new guy makes me guess he's a vegetable, at the very best, and the various "written" orders from this guy come from whoever is running the IRGC.
If I wanted to avoid assassination from the USA and/or Israel, I would avoid giving them any sort of recording that they would try to analyze to find me.
 
A segment on Israel's pro-Likud Channel 14 featured Israeli-British illusionist, magician, and self-proclaimed psychic Uri Geller claiming that Iran may be using a supposed electromagnetic low-frequency (ELF) weapon to influence President Trump and shape his positions regarding the U.S.-Iran MoU.
Fox News ain't got SHIT on pure uncut semitic schizophrenia.
 
Holy fuck hormuz is fucking wide open

HORMUZ | Final documented transits for June 22: 20 energy vessels, ~24mmbbl of combined laden capacity
- 9 VLCCs, 4 Suezmaxes, 3 Aframaxes, 4 products (only 3 VLCCs = 6 mmbbl are Iranian)
- 3 state owned, 11 commercial, 6 sanctioned

THIS IS THE JAILBREAK.
 
Holy fuck hormuz is fucking wide open

HORMUZ | Final documented transits for June 22: 20 energy vessels, ~24mmbbl of combined laden capacity
- 9 VLCCs, 4 Suezmaxes, 3 Aframaxes, 4 products (only 3 VLCCs = 6 mmbbl are Iranian)
- 3 state owned, 11 commercial, 6 sanctioned

THIS IS THE JAILBREAK.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
A segment on Israel's pro-Likud Channel 14 featured Israeli-British illusionist, magician, and self-proclaimed psychic Uri Geller claiming that Iran may be using a supposed electromagnetic low-frequency (ELF) weapon to influence President Trump and shape his positions regarding the U.S.-Iran MoU.
Why doesn't Uri just try bending a few more spoons to change Trump's mind? Or did James Randi strip him of that as a dying curse when he passed?
 
A segment on Israel's pro-Likud Channel 14 featured Israeli-British illusionist, magician, and self-proclaimed psychic Uri Geller claiming that Iran may be using a supposed electromagnetic low-frequency (ELF) weapon to influence President Trump and shape his positions regarding the U.S.-Iran MoU.
Finally, somebody talking some sense around here. I was getting concerned I was the only one who thought Trump was being electromagnetically manipulated by low-frequency magnets.
 
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The Groypers and Tate are going to start a competing news reporting group against me!

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And now Trump is outing my source in the White House, the real QAnon! It's never been more over for me, boys.:lossmanjack:
 
A segment on Israel's pro-Likud Channel 14 featured Israeli-British illusionist, magician, and self-proclaimed psychic Uri Geller claiming that Iran may be using a supposed electromagnetic low-frequency (ELF) weapon to influence President Trump and shape his positions regarding the U.S.-Iran MoU.
Well he did work for the 'CIA at some point.
 
A laptop in a broom closet could be hidden anywhere, the Gayatollah is dead or in a coma.
God remember that ai video from way back where Mojtaba is walking through a tunnel bunker into a room with a big fancy electronic display of Israels nuclear whatever? If Mojtaba is alive there's no reason to let him show his face rn. He exists entirely as a legitimacy token. I'd guess he might be alive but still in critical condition for the forseeable future. That would be why you would choose him as successor. You want somebody who doesn't move around too much or have too many ideas. He was probably also selected for maximum incompetence and fecklessness. If you're the grand kahuna vying for the reigns of the irgc you're gonna want the shittiest scholar jedi in the country so that you can take him under your wing as the minister. Maybe I've just gotten way into Romance of the Three Kingdoms lately, but it's a dynamic you see across imperial dynasties all throughout Chinese history. I've wondered if this dynamic could have probably saved revolutionary France too, but the Comte de Mirabeau suffered an untimely death before he was able to get Louis 16 on board.
 
This is one of the gayest things I have ever seen, and I've been reading Blewberry Nausea's LGBT articles on A&N for years now.
They should have called it "The Manhole" or "Cockpit." Jfc thats peak cringe from Fuentes. The bar goes lower for that fag every time he opens his mouth.
 
Whitepill perspective that's not from Jew media.
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I am not even sure why Iranian delegates had to visit Switzerland.

Only thing I can think of is legitimizing the leadership at the top as the new power in Iran... Not Ayatollah and IRGC.
 
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