🎭 Dramacow Invisible Crane / Grant McClellan / @This Is Hard To Do - Scottish DSP White Knight who Deletes Everything and Showed off his Dick, Alison Rapp's Lover

What does this faggot even have to do with DSP?

He sounds like a relic from the SOK days.

Move to spergetory and let it die, He isn't funny.
 
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I'd argue this thread is practically charity work. The fucking void his Twitter is in is impressive.

Pretty much nobody interacts with him. Its like he doesn't exist.

He popped into my inbox a few weeks back because he was shitting about in the coof thread. He decided to single me out, but it turns out he can't take it back and he's sore mad I've found his Twitter.

Him periodically telling me "CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT" and bragging he got a pay rise (of course he did, the national minimum wage goes up the start of every financial year) and me reminding him what a miserable failure he is must be the most interaction he has with anyone who he's not related to. That's pretty sad, almost. But he deserves it
 
Aaannnd he's back. Nothing really to say except bragging in my inbox because one person interacted with him, briefly on Twitter and REEEEing about vaccines, antisemitism and calling me a cunt.

I'm glad he told me who interacts with him on Twitter though. One more person to send the screenshots of him being a sexist mouth foaming spastic and a link to his thread to.
 
What have you done lately to prove to people you aren't lazy? Blaming quarantine is what a loser with a loser mentality does. Nobody actually enjoys working, that's why you get paid to do it. A very small amount of people get to do the job they want right off the bat, so your expectations to immediately have a games journalist office in LA offered to you is highly unrealistic. If you don't have a job at all right now, get one. Any job so you have some form of your own income. Then you have to SAVE most of that income, not spend it all on more video games and TV shows. Like others have already said, you most likely fall under the amount to get tuition assistance. Take one class a semester so that it doesn't feel overwhelming. Move out of your parents house with your new savings. Network without being a whiny baby. Start looking at jobs you want to actually do while you have a source of active income. In two years you could be independent, a bit of college under your belt, and feeling better about yourself since you're not leeching off of others to "live."


Most people in their 30s don't need that explained to them, but something tells me your Dad really didn't hammer the importance of these steps home enough for you.
Why are you obsessed with me moving out of my parents. Why is everyone obsessed with that. I know people who live with them and don't complain
 
Why are you obsessed with me moving out of my parents. Why is everyone obsessed with that. I know people who live with them and don't complain
Only losers live with their parents for a prolonged period of time as an adult.

Worse, you've never even moved out. You're a total, abject fucking failure and nobody fucking loves you. Not even your parents. If they did love you they'd have raised you better. They might as well have aborted you for all the effort they put into bringing you up.
 
I found this old bit of Guru Larry fucking with Crane from nearly a decade ago

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Od2kqy34aNE
Also fine if you lock the thread
Absolutely a classic. Larry being based as always. God, I love him so much.
Why are you obsessed with me moving out of my parents. Why is everyone obsessed with that. I know people who live with them and don't complain
While it took me long enough to move out, I at least moved out as far back as 2015. I had flaws for sure, and don't get me wrong, I still do, but at least I improve on said flaws, and here's why. I actually have been working in a couple jobs for over the past decade and have moved from one own dirty home to another to finally a condo, and it's all due in large to a little word, "responsibility." This is something that YOU lack. You're not being responsible for managing money, getting yourself a job, etc. The only thing you're being responsible here is you being a depressing manchild lolcow whose easily defensive over every. Possible. Fucking. Thing.

I am not gonna beat around the bush here, grown-ass adult who still live with parents well over 25 and older with no job whatsoever are complete and total lowlifes, especially you. Crane, do us a favor and get a life.
 
I am not gonna beat around the bush here, grown-ass adult who still live with parents well over 25 and older with no job whatsoever are complete and total lowlifes, especially you. Crane, do us a favor and get a life.
Unless you live there to take care of elderly family members, but at least work a job. I take care of my physically disabled parents, aunt and grandmother, and a mentally disabled cousin. Three different households. But I turn around and work 3rd shifts at a plant. So at least have a reason to live with your folks past 25. Don't be a lazy retard crane.
 
Grant's voice sounds more ridiculous every time I hear it. He had dreams of becoming a VA?

Maybe if he'd trained himself to not sound like a squeaky retard in basic conversation that would have been a good start.
 
Absolutely a classic. Larry being based as always. God, I love him so much.

While it took me long enough to move out, I at least moved out as far back as 2015. I had flaws for sure, and don't get me wrong, I still do, but at least I improve on said flaws, and here's why. I actually have been working in a couple jobs for over the past decade and have moved from one own dirty home to another to finally a condo, and it's all due in large to a little word, "responsibility." This is something that YOU lack. You're not being responsible for managing money, getting yourself a job, etc. The only thing you're being responsible here is you being a depressing manchild lolcow whose easily defensive over every. Possible. Fucking. Thing.

I am not gonna beat around the bush here, grown-ass adult who still live with parents well over 25 and older with no job whatsoever are complete and total lowlifes, especially you. Crane, do us a favor and get a life.
Im sorry I haven't moved out yet cunt. Leave me the fuck alone
 
Im sorry I haven't moved out yet cunt. Leave me the fuck alone


I'm curious, fat boy: you expect to be "left alone" but you also insist on periodically messaging me, out the blue, calling me a cunt repeatedly.

Why is it you should be left alone, but you should be given free rein to behave like that?

It's odd. Your messages often appear in the small hours and are appallingly punctuated. This indicates you do so after binge drinking (you fucking Irish parasites. Stop being so fucking predictable. It's so fucking trite) and you have no routine or stability in your life.

The second is interesting because you live at home. I'm getting you don't pay rent or housekeeping which would mean you've money to burn. And yet the most joy you get in your life is messaging someone out the blue on a shitposting site.

Admit it, fat boy: this is the most interaction you get with someone the opposite sex, isn't it? Maybe I should be charging you for this, like the whore you groped in Amsterdam. At least it being paid for would be in keeping with all your interactions with women.

You are in your fifth decade of life. You have never had sex. You have a minimum wage job. You have never had independence. You have a drink problem.

You have delusions of grandeur about your abilities and the type of job you feel you deserve and you are deeply resentful you didn't stroll into that job, despite being fundamentally unqualified and lacking in talent.

You have no life or friends to speak of and your hobbies are pureile, intellectually stunted and those of a fucking child. If the Chinese could take out the Trident bases then they would be doing you a favour by ending your miserable existance.

I'm genuinely starting to think you've got a humiliation fetish.


Edited to say: first message had from him at 1156pm 12/7/22. Second 0101, 13/7/23, third, 0151.

I'd guess he was up late binge drinking and cripplingly lonely last night. Sorry grant, I'm a functioning adult with a job and a life. I'm not up til the small hours to reply to you. I'd say call The Samaritans but they have people who actually want help to deal with, so don't waste their time.

Further edit: fat boy was last seen just after 0300. Aww, gwanty poos, were you awww awone and waiting for a weply fwom meee? Awww, poor diddums.
 
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