Invent-A-Lolcow™ thread - Kiwi Labs latest game for retards

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FBI Neighbor

FBI Neighbor

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Are you lonely? Is your dream lolcow too much for the real world to handle?? Are you a bored simpleton with nothing better to do??? Your problems are over with the newest technological developments from Kiwi Labs!

Rules: when posting a reply you must either...
  1. Create a new lolcow by describing it in a short sentence... or
  2. Expand anyone else's previous posts by copy-pasting it and adding a new sentence at the end with more details.
That way if there is a really good idea other people can continue adding more and more to it with each post.

It's so easy! Even a retard exactly like you can play :biggrin:
 
Zhambyl Tulegbenpenov dijo:
Some Kazakh cow who loves to pretend fight people he personally dislikes by spamming the aryan fist emoji (👊🏻) in their DMs and replies on social media while YELLING various insults and profanities.
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Some Kazakh cow who loves to pretend fight people he personally dislikes by spamming the aryan fist emoji (👊🏻) in their DMs and replies on social media while YELLING various insults and profanities. A video of him getting shoved to the ground by an old guy refutes his e-prowess
 
A smug, pretentious but rather psychotic and sadistic Discord Femboy who has barely seen any hardship in his life, lives with his parents who let him sit in his room all day doing nothing, all while running a Korps tier "queer supervillain" LARP group but with a Sonic the Hedgehog theme. One of his main trolls/A-Logs being an ex-marine.

Think a cross between Kevin Gibes, the average Deviantartist that goons to Eggman themed fetish art and William T. Cannon. Along with a little bit of Cyraxx thrown in.
 
An African Indian American 19 year old born in Saudi Arabia who also somehow self identifies as a white nationalist, wears Discord merchandise in public, and goes by "1488bruhh420" on every website while donning a cropped picture of giant anime boobs in his avatar. I call him LOLTron.
 
A "self-defense" instructor (henceforth known as "N") who exclusively teaches women-only classes at his local rec center. Videos of his teachings uploaded to his YouTube channel show them to be absurdly wrong to anyone who has a cursory knowledge of martial arts. He also posts vlogs where he shares nuggets of wisdom and responds to general online drama. A central component of N's thread is debating whether or not he does this to try to get into gullible womens' pants or if he's genuinely autistic and thinks his techniques actually work as advertised.

On page 22 of his KF thread, a hentai website account that is suspected to be N's is discovered, but it cannot be conclusively proven to be his. It is FULL of art of Chun-Li from Street Fighter farting on male characters. Mentioning "farts" or "Chun-Li" in replies/comments on N's social media posts gets you blocked instantly. The account is regularly active and updates about it's activities (new likes, posts, etc.) are posted in the thread.

N maintains a small but dedicated following for several years. He frequently boasts that "the cowardly trolls and haters would NEVER step into the ring with me!" N's most dedicated a-log, affectionately referred to as "Retard Kyle," shows up at N's front door and demands a match, filming the confrontation (a Street Fighter poster is spotted in the background on one of N's walls, seemingly vindicating the so-called "Fartposters"). Retard Kyle gets arrested for trespassing. Opinion is split on whether Retard Kyle is a dumbass who went too far or if N is a giant pussy.
 
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lets create the most disturbing lolcow frankenstien Using the parts of the lolcows of yore, maybe you can spot them!

Lillith Jaden aiden, formerly chuck. A 38 year old pngtuber obsessed with edgy stuff yet secretly scared of metal music or anything creepier than Five nights at Freddy’s, loves anime, hazbin hotel, the coffin of andy and leyley, indie games in general, wolf cosplay, and keyboard banging, loves to bring up that she’s autistic every 5 minutes just because she has quirks like everyone else and uses it for brownie points all thoug she feigns being incredibly progressive and crying for 6 weeks over political issues that don’t effect her and endless posts about pride, on her discord she constantly jokes about gassing jews, blacks, and children to the point it’s suspicious not to mention her nazi “aestetics”, has over 60 videos where she rants about children’s shows being ”too babyish”, and malds over modern Pokemon games whilst crinkling her adult diaper (which she is very transparent about). She hates humanity most likely conditioned too due to a whisper post she read in the mid 2000s despite never having a bad experience wether bullied or being ignored, matter of fact everyone whos met her doesn’t think twice about our Png princess. Her life was ruined when a view of her surfaced of her molesting her 24 year old goldfish and saying “it feels like my aunt” in a discord chat full of minors And faced little to no reprocussions The horrors have been unleashed and still turkey tom treats her with the baby gloves.

feds, if you see this I love you and hope you have a nice day. Hope you enjoyed my cute story! There’s people like this in real life and you shoud keep an eye on them!
 
I was a Teenage “JA”-man dijo:
lets create the most disturbing lolcow frankenstien Using the parts of the lolcows of yore, maybe you can spot them!
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Now use AI to generate this person living their best life, their horror as Kiwifarms finds them, and their eventual spiral culminating in suicide.
Bonus points if you can get the media to report on the 'farms murder of this brave individual.
 
Not Really Here dijo:
Now use AI to generate this person living their best life, their horror as Kiwifarms finds them, and their eventual spiral culminating in suicide.
Bonus points if you can get the media to report on the 'farms murder of this brave individual.
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No she’s still alive, she moved to scandanavia with a living cabbage patch doll where she still rants about modern pokemon being worse than nukes and thomas the train cartoons, to the chagrin of fish world wide.
 
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