Introduction Thread

[J A N D E K]

Hypothetical question:

If a man attacks you with "did you just assume my gender?", what does it mean?
If a woman does the same, does it mean different?

If a man asks that, you answer “no sir”.
If a woman asks that, you answer “no ma’am”
If you are are truly unsure of gender, the correct pronoun is “troon”

Welcome to the Farms.

 

[Vyxenn]

Lurked for a bit. Decided to join in on the fun. Hi.

 

[SuperRusk1Bot]

I am your average day Russian bot. Came in when the Kero shit was happening. Cyka Blyat is a way of saying hello from Russia.

 

[Cthulu]

I am your average day Russian bot. Came in when the Kero shit was happening. Cyka Blyat is a way of saying hello from Russia.

Did @Fancy Bear send you?

 

[SuperRusk1Bot]

Did @Fancy Bear send you?

I may or may not have ties to other Russians.

 

[J A N D E K]

I am your average day Russian bot. Came in when the Kero shit was happening. Cyka Blyat is a way of saying hello from Russia.

Well then... Cyka Blyat to you, my friend. I hope you are fond of whores and bitches. This place is teeming with them. Welcome to the Barns, comrade.

 

[SuperRusk1Bot]

Well then... Cyka Blyat to you, my friend. I hope you are fond of whores and bitches. This place is teeming with them. Welcome to the Barns, comrade.

Thank you comrade, I shall try to enjoy my time here. I might need to go buy more alcohol.

 

[Cthulu]

furries and trannies.

FTFY

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Hey guys, been meaning to join for a while to talk about Chris Chan, finally got around to making an account.

 

[J A N D E K]

Hey guys, been meaning to join for a while to talk about Chris Chan, finally got around to making an account.

Welcome. You’re looking quite delicious.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

Hey guys, been meaning to join for a while to talk about Chris Chan, finally got around to making an account.

Yeah but, how do you taste?

 

[J A N D E K]

Yeah but, how do you taste?

inb4 like chicken

 

[umbrae_shines]

Hi, I'm here for the discord.

 

[J A N D E K]

Hi, I'm here for the discord.

Welcome.

There are a lot of disagreements between people here, so you should be quite happy with that. Might I suggest, if you like to talk versus post in threads, that you join our Discord.

 

[mistermgtow]

Welcome.

There are a lot of disagreements between people here, so you should be quite happy with that. Might I suggest, if you like to talk versus post in threads, that you join our Discord.

How do you find the discord? I can't find it.

 

[J A N D E K]

How do you find the discord? I can't find it.

Welp... appears there was a little discord in Discord.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-happened-to-the-discord-chat.48708/

EDIT: There is a link to it on Movie Night (Friday) in Featured Thread, I believe.

 

[ShroomGender]

Ah shit, I didn't know we HAD one of these.

Yo, I'm ShroomGender. I like salt, it makes me laugh, I am here to feast on the delicious salt on internet spergs.

 

[Native Fugmerican™]

Hi, got tired of following threads manually

 

[Classic.]

Hi everyone, I've been lurking for a bit and figured it was time to start posting.

 

[OldGuy]

New to Kiwi.. Dipped out of online culture in 2010 to do the family and normie lifestyle thing... and now im back i guess, and trying to update myself on what you young kids are doing, not sure if times have passed me by, but ill give it a try..

Guess ill lurk until i get the swing of things..