Introduction Thread

[Unintelligence Score]

Lurked for a few years, now I have an account.

 

[GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8]

I've been here for a few years and I'm bored so, hi. I'm very late.
I had another account but I used a temporary email to register like a retard and the site went through some issues a while back? I don't remember what it was exactly, but because I couldn't confirm my email I couldn't sign back in.
It's okay though, I like this account better.

Jersh has my support as long as he stays true to himself and the cause for Internet freedom, which he has so far.

 

[Brain In A Blender]

I've lurked the farms for quite a few years, but never really made an account until more recently.

Besides that, I guess I'm an enjoyer of anime (a weeb nigger), Freedom of speech is pretty cool, and my favorite lolcow is Bossman Jack.

 

[Kokenami]

Nor sure if I've introduced myself yet since I made my account back in 2023 for some reason. Either way, hello all, I'm Kokenami and i'm an alcoholic and I like music a lot.

 

[AndSothisIsChristmas]

Only been lurking here for about a week, so I apologize if I get some site culture stuff wrong for a while. Nice way to kill time that I know would piss off the insufferable troons I work with. I enjoy strategy games and history, and am an amateur singer.

 

[Very Grumpy]

I'm not new here but I forgot my password years ago and who knows what my alt email was? So now I'm back, grumpier than ever before. And I actually am grumpy now! Before I just used this name because he's my favorite dwarf. Anyway, I'm just here to watch a few lolcows, don't expect to see me posting much. So, pretty much like the last 3 years, except you'll get occasional, confusing "Informative" reactions again like the old days.

 

[joekuuga]

I'm joekuuga, and i've been lurking for a while and I finally decided to make an account after months of listening to mad at the internet.

 

[Nip Slip]

I accept my fate in that I will never graduate from the capital I Internet. I love sperging and surrounding myself with spergs.

 

[Switch Mongo]

Hello, lurked for a while and decided to make an account a month ago. I’m here to watch retards like cyraxx and dsp dance.

 

[Fetch!]

Antique cwcki forumer; old account was a casualty of the dataleak/password reset fiasco way back... um... whenever the hell that was. (yay for defunct email providers). Just got out from under a 12-year contract that precluded sneeding (in all its forms), so yeah, it's nice to actually post something for a change. If I seem kinda knowledgeable about forum drama for a random 2025fag, well, that's a hell of a lot of lurking. The ride never ends.

 

[Sauro]

I guess I might as well make this. Howdy, I’ve been hearing a lot about the Kiwifarms over the past few years and even joined the telegram when DropKiwiFarms was at its peak. Otherwise I hadn’t made an account til February and haven’t been super active until now. If there are any known lolcows or happenings in Texas, please inform me as soon as possible. Otherwise, I enjoy the antics of “people” such as Raxxo, Daniel Larson (or at least remembering his antics), Patrick Tomlinson, Andy Ditch and many others

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

How do you do fellow niggerfaggots

 

[Unintelligence Score]

How do you do fellow niggerfaggots

Welcome to the forums, Ethan Klein.

 

[Orchestral Hit]

I was a lurker for about a month, and decided that further association wouldn't be the worst thing to happen. Even if this website somehow leads directly to my death, I'd have laughed at some losers on the internet, so I'd win the long game. I look forward to seeing how this goes.

 

[Tin Foil Hatter]

I thought i already posted on this thread? Or was that one of those that needed moderator approval? I lurked here for a decade off and on. This place has the old "why we protest" energy back before that site got nuked from orbit.

 

[Ultra Negro]

I'm here because I had nowhere else to go.

 

[Coon Cheese]

newGODs will inherit the Farms oldFAGs will seethe, piss and shit

 

[Muskie]

Best fish

 

[Der Fuhrry]

Maybe this place is the villain that Gotham needs.

 

[Super Sonic Speed]

Longtime lurker who finally registered in case I ever need an account to access the site or something. Maybe I'll post on occasion. Thanks for years of lulz, hope for more to come.