Introduction Thread

[YoshiPoshiPie]

hi

 

[section3teen]

Just a pre caution to everyone about me:
I am not FAT
I am not OLD
I am not SERBIAN
If anyone of you fuckers who dare to call me any of the above will be forced into oblivion.
I got lawyers

 

[peterprefectartar]

Hi

 

[peterprefectartar]

Do we need a lawyer to post on here?

 

[Flareanthia]

Just a pre caution to everyone about me:
I am not FAT
I am not OLD
I am not SERBIAN
If anyone of you fuckers who dare to call me any of the above will be forced into oblivion.
I got lawyers

Serbian

 

[Mizuki]

Lost old account during the Keffals shit like a retard, only bothered to make a new one now. Hi again, I guess.

 

[Betonhaus]

Just a pre caution to everyone about me:
I am not FAT
I am not OLD
I am not SERBIAN
If anyone of you fuckers who dare to call me any of the above will be forced into oblivion.
I got lawyers

ngl that sounds like something a fat old serbian would say

 

[totally not CIA agent]

Formerly 'I glow in the dark'
Not new, just a massive retard who forgot his email and password in the middle of the site being taken off clearnet

 

[Art Corvalay]

Long-time lurker, been meaning to register for a while. Now that it's back on clearnet and probably in a more stable place, figured it'd be a good time to join.

 

[Betonhaus]

Formerly 'I glow in the dark'
Not new, just a massive retard who forgot his email and password in the middle of the site being taken off clearnet

That's why I used a fake email generator, but wrote down the address i used. Handy stuff.

 

[Unremarkable Anus Lover]

I've been lurking forever, but haven't actively participated in any forums in over a decade. It's nice to see a place so resilient against the sterilisation of the Internet.

You guys are really blessed to have a top autist stand up for your right to sneed, whether you appreciate it or not.

 

[khammerjam]

Hi, new here. been viewing for a while without an account

 

[khammerjam]

do we need to be a gender critical to post on here?

 

[Khat Warlock]

Been a lurker on here since around 2018 as this was the place for chrischan lore
stuck around for the cooking with jack/kay threads
started watching mati around 2021
then the whole dkf thing happened
lurked the telegram
became active there
finally decided to join
might sound gay now but after seeing the effort people have gone to silence any form of criticism and censor free-speech online I stand with the farms
this little site for chronicling and laughing at the terminally online deserves to exist

 

[khammerjam]

only normal straights allowed here

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Hi, new here. been viewing for a while without an account

You were viewing on your @peterprefectartar account. Even your introduction style is identical - a greeting:

Hi

Hi, new here. been viewing for a while without an account

...followed by another post asking a dumb question:

Do we need a lawyer to post on here?

do we need to be a gender critical to post on here?

 

[khammerjam]

Both of us said "Hi"?

Would you rather I entered with "hey y'all! sup hangin' dawgs? Wagwan!"

 

[khammerjam]

I can do Chollo too

que pasa ese?

 

[khammerjam]

hi guys

hi

(this isn't one of mine btw)

 

[khammerjam]

Is Kiwi Farms a gossip site?

It's for gossiping about transpeople and guessing who is who. Lots of us have multiple accounts.