Introduction Thread

[Just Another Fgt]

Long time lurker (6 or 7 years) partially just wanting to stop having so many damn kiwifarms tabs open.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

People send me links to Kiwi Farms if something funny is going on. I have been reading the site off and on for years. Also, I am always looking for a place that allows at least some level of free speech.

Basically, some place that will allow me to say nigger faggot and get away with it.

 

[Begemot]

People send me links to Kiwi Farms if something funny is going on. I have been reading the site off and on for years. Also, I am always looking for a place that allows at least some level of free speech.

Basically, some place that will allow me to say nigger faggot and get away with it.

Yeah, we tricked you, whiteboi. I'm a Black Supremacist about to run a train on you wit' my crew. Sorry.

 

[chucks suck and fuck]

i just wanna sneed

 

[TheDiscoMan]

People send me links to Kiwi Farms if something funny is going on. I have been reading the site off and on for years. Also, I am always looking for a place that allows at least some level of free speech.

Basically, some place that will allow me to say nigger faggot and get away with it.

Valid reasons, always looking for sites/forums which value free speech too. It's getting tougher and tougher to find such places though

And as always, nigger faggot!

 

[Lord Cat Tree Stump]

I’m unsure of the pipeline but here I am. Hi people!

 

[iggy_reilly]

Hello hello, long time lurker (from 2017 I think?), first time poster! I think the old OnA subreddit pointed me here, either that or 8chan. Either way, I wanted to get this account in before registration closes again!

 

[Xir Majesty]

Hi. I’ve been lurking here since r/stupidpol pointed me here back in late 2020. As someone mentioned before me, I have been trying to find sites where one may speak plainly and freely.

 

[actually a cat]

Long time lurker, finally got off my ass and made an account. Have been following Chris-chan since like, 2007 so I inevitably ended up here. Now watch my lazy ass never post again.

 

[choccy milk]

Never knew this thread existed. All I do is lurk. After this I will probably continue to only lurk because I’m a fucking dumb shit and never have anything thoughtful to contribute. Cheers

 

[The Dark Souls of Retards]

i'm here to lurk in the lolcow threads and post in the off topic threads

 

[deerPropaganda]

I was a lurker up until today.

 

[Begemot]

I’m unsure of the pipeline but here I am. Hi people!

Straight to my black furry vegan trans dick, open wide, fresh meat!

 

[Niobium]

Used to have an account on here about a year ago. When I logged in again a few days ago, I discovered that most of the shit I posted was quite embarrassing. So I decided to start fresh.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Lurking since forever, heard about the Farms, or maybe it was just the CwCki back then, first on ED, pre-GirlVinyl Hostile Takeover days. Made an account back when a certain Alex Jones clip was used as captcha, TheFelineSolution iirc, but lost the login credentials because tard.
Signed up back again after realising, once again, that KF pretty much is the only site left that reminds of how the internet used to be and how i enjoyed it.

Also because of the fucking Tomlinson thread, how that thread can exist without every post being full metal a-logging is beyond me, no cow ever ticked me off as viscerally as fat fucking Hamlinson does. This piece of shit, i swear!

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Ah what the hell.
Lurked here for years before signing up, yes, before Brenton. Can't remember what actually made me finally make an account. Fed up with all the zoomers and glowniggers on 4chan maybe.

 

[SNU]

I accidentally watched nulls podcast once and it turned me into a misogynistic racist transphobe who stalks and harrasses people. I don't want to be here but I'm forced to be here now that I am corrupted. It's the rules.

I'm often nostalgic for the time I was an innocent wee lad who would look at a tranny and think "wow! What a stunning and brave woman". Now when I see someone who isn't a straight white male all I can say is a chain of racial slurs and other wrongspeak. I am compelled to by some unknown force deep down inside me.

This truly is an evil website full of evil people and sadly I am now one of them. Please be supportive and nice to me.

 

[tomboygendered]

Yeah hi. I came here a couple years ago for the Schofields, kept lurking for the horror/artcows.

 

[Migraine Box]

Hello. My name is Robert Aiden Smith, I live on 1145 Ashland Rd in Mansfield Ohio. My birthday is April 29th, 1992, and my Social Security is 078-05-1120. I am not a federal agent. I shall enjoy my time on this fine website. Greetings and farewell.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

Someone told me that this is the inside of Bill Murray. Checks out.