Introduction Thread

[Comrade Laika]

Greets. I write for Encyclopedia Dramatica when I'm bored - researching Dan Sandler (Anti-semitic Elmo) led me here and am I glad to see I'm not the only demented biographer of internet scum...

 

[TroonedOutCarl]

Hello, I'm pretty new here, lurked for eight or so months and will probably continue just to lurk. I'm also a retarded faggot. That's all I've got.

 

[Varg Vikernes]

New here. I'm Varg and I'm a trill nigger #100.

 

[Wildchild]

New here. I'm Varg and I'm a trill nigger #100.

Hello, I'm pretty new here, lurked for eight or so months and will probably continue just to lurk. I'm also a retarded faggot. That's all I've got.

Greets. I write for Encyclopedia Dramatica when I'm bored - researching Dan Sandler (Anti-semitic Elmo) led me here and am I glad to see I'm not the only demented biographer of internet scum...

some shit about lurking idk

Welcome! I'm Wildchild and as the Assistant Conflict Resolution Officer then I wish go welcome you to the forums and to let you know that if you have a conflict with another user and/or another user then you can go to either @Flowers For Sonichu or myself and we'll help you resolve it.

 

[millais]

Welcome! I'm Wildchild and as the Assistant Conflict Resolution Officer then I wish go welcome you to the forums and to let you know that if you have a conflict with another user and/or another user then you can go to either @Flowers For Sonichu or myself and we'll help you resolve it.

I think you got demoted from that position by the moderation staff on account of your conflict resolution thread being locked.

 

[Wildchild]

I think you got demoted from that position by the moderation staff on account of your conflict resolution thread being locked.

No, I don't think that is how it works.

 

[millais]

No, I don't think that is how it works.

My mistake, your conflict resolution thread was entirely deleted.

 

[Wildchild]

My mistake, your conflict resolution thread was entirely deleted.

My title says that I'm still Assistant Conflict Resolution Officer and @Flowers For Sonichu appreciates my help.

 

[DNJACK]

I think @Dudeofteenage has a problem with me.

 

[Wildchild]

I think @Dudeofteenage has a problem with me.

I will, can you provide more to go on?

 

[DNJACK]

He keeps calling me an idiot and an american. He also tell people not to believe anything I say.

 

[AP 297]

He keeps calling me an idiot and an american. He also tell people not to believe anything I say.

@Dudeofteenage is very wrong. You are a Canadian, not an American.

 

[Wildchild]

He keeps calling me an idiot and an american. He also tell people not to believe anything I say.

I sent him a PM letting him know that I was the official Kiwi Farms Official assistamt Conflict resolution officer, and that I got word that he was hurting the feelings of others with his bullying and he should stop.

Conflict Resolved!

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

what the fuck did I wake up to?

 

[Wildchild]

what the fuck did I wake up to?

I'm helping you with your conflict resolution duties because you're so busy with it.

 

[Motherboard]

So much for this staying an introduction thread.

 

[Wildchild]

So much for this staying an introduction thread.

Hi, I'm Wildchild and I would like to introduce myself.

If you have a conflict with another user or yourself then you can call me and I'll help you deal with it.

 

[Asandy31]

Hi Everyone,
I found this place after doing some research on CWC and literally wanted to cry, although there are some SJWs here in disguise, It's finally nice to find people who actually agree with reality, it's as though everyone everywhere is intent on being so PC that they go out of their way to call the big pink crossdressing masturbating elephant a "delicate rose plucked from the virgin soil of Eden's Garden"
I'm 31 and an aspiring Nurse, god help me when I have to work with someone as disgusting as Phil

 

[E. Normus Dick]

Hello everyone,
Im a longtime lurker here and thought I should finally make an account to join the discussions here. I think you guys are awesome and there's many laughs to be had browsing KF.

 

[CatParty]

Hello everyone,
Im a longtime lurker here and thought I should finally make an account to join the discussions here. I think you guys are awesome and there's many laughs to be had browsing KF.

good name