Introduction Thread

[Boomer Zoomer]

I've been on and off the forum, but never really wanted an account till now.
So yeah, hello.

 

[ThatOneAsshole]

Welcome. Don't make everything political.

Nah, doing that is annoying no matter where you are in the spectrum. (politics not autism!)

 

[Larry Trainor]

Hey, I was a thread lurker but joined around the time of the Janke threads' creation/popularity. Learned about this site through a friend that's big into Chris-Chan and decided to stay due to the honesty and the frivolous nature of some of the weirder threads. Thanks for having me Kiwis.

 

[AgendaPoster]

henlo fellow nerds
I'm a long time lurker, decided to make an account, and by Jersh's mercy and approval, I am now allowed to shitpost.
Few things about me:
- OG in the online "reaction", think Amazing Atheist/Thunderf00t/Elevatorgate days
- redditor (I know, I know), drama, stupidpol etc.
- regular listener to Jersh's YT weeklies
In short, I think that this forum will likely be the last spot to entertain myself. I'm already banned from most large subreddits, like europe, nottheonion, science etc. stupidpol is under a terror regime with a fatwa against trains posting. drama is long dead. I've been jannied off twitter in the Nicole Fuentes December 7 (?) purge wave, because I made the miscalculation to follow his burner account. Not a fan of the groypers, just wanted to mock her catboy affinities, but Twitter jannies offed me.
Telegram I can't stand, I'm far too smart for all the gore and monke chest beating. That leaves KF!
Glad to meet you all.

 

[Faglock Holmes]

Hello, realized I should probably introduce myself at some point. Long-time lurker, joined because every other avenue on the internet has got me bored to tears in this modern age. These days, I am mostly invested in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe, but I have been more passively interested in CWC for ages.

As you might have been able to surmise, I also have a truly autistic obsession with the Sherlock Holmes books, and many derivative works. All that being said, it's good to be here.

 

[tombstoner]

Hey gang. I'm here to read this site every day like the morning paper. Life couldn't be simpler sometimes

 

[Miss Kitty Mouse]

Hello, my name is Kitty, and before you ask: no, my pfp is not cropped from a larger nsfw image. That's the entire original image.

 

[PeachDream]

Hey people.
I used to post on the BLF a fair bit many many years ago. Also liked to engage in poltical debates on youtube, discord, even tumblr way back, but little of that exists anymore.
I've barely posted on any public social media anymore since it seems like every community I used to participate in either got shut down or turned to shit.
I'm also interested in designing circuit boards, programming, gardening, cooking, etc.
I'm aware of """big names""" like darksidephyl and ralph but I'm hearing about most of these lolcows for the first time.

 

[I dont even care about the name change at this poi]

I wuz.

I still iz, but I wuz too.

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

I am SpotOnTheWall.

I am here, and y'all are there!

*chuckles*

 

[Factitious Munchie Slayer]

Hello internet! I am a new member who has been lurking for a few weeks. I was a social worker by trade (ER to get specific) and have met my faaaair share of munchies.

MBI intrigues and mysyifies me (as well as makes me question my faith in humanity).

I have finally come from beneath the shadows to participate and to get my daily dose of !!

So once again hello internet world!!!

 

[74164978231]

Hello.

Long time listener first time caller. Avatar represents the current state of things.

 

[Asda Smartprice Sausage]

I am Asda Smartprice Sausage (ASS for short)

I got sucked in by looking at the SRS horrors thread. That partially inspired my choice in username.

 

[Mouthwash Enema]

I just lurk like I did from the heydays of SA, 4chan, 8chan, and other gay ass webzones.

 

[TheUnsafeOne]

helo bIG iNTERNET and welcome to TheUnsafeOne
im a person on the internet and sometimes i like to talk unusually.

i try not to be a prick most of the time but i suppose if i think someones being a bitch to me i might reciprocate

 

[Donnyy]

Hey members, decided to have an account here

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Came here because I didn't know why people from other sites kept complaining about it

Turns out it's quite entertaining, brah

 

[MrReeShopper]

Lurked for a while. Made an account. Hello.

For some reason, the "Tard Blog" entered my consciousness today. I read the original blog back in the day. May its mirror enter your consciousness too: https://tard-blog-mirror.blogspot.com/

 

[Pedophobe]

Hello, I am also new.

I'm mostly here for Munchausen's By Internet, Lucas Werner, WogglebugLoveProductions, Melinda Scott, Chris Chan and maybe some Star Wars grief. I don't know anything about streamers, podcasters or Discord and only know normie YouTubers like TheEscapist. I will not shit the place up.

 

[PhoninHomer23]

Greetings majestic beings. I joined since I like hearing the gossip on stupid people who make themselves look like assholes without realizing it.