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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Reckon I have been lurking since around the time the PurpleKecleon logs dropped, I figured it was finally about time to join.

Easton daniels dijo:
oh this is here uhhh i joined like 4 months ago after reading like 3 whole threads. are there like... any rules to this website?
usually all people care about for me is the fact im gay and can draw
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Yes, don't be autistic.
 
Hi everybody, I am a VERY FUCKING LOOOONGTIME lurker (how long? I remember when Julie Terryberry was still breathing, that's how long!) but I finally decided to go ahead and make an account when A&H went private, since I love the lulz generating aspect of A&H. Also, when KF became the second most visited site in my browser's drop down menu, it was time.

The primary reason why I never signed up is that I'm on the slow-in-the-mind side myself, complete with all the toys like a tugboat and a cottage behind my mom's house. I do live maybe 96% independently though, and no vidya here. I thought that I'd immediately be stomped flat and doxed to the moon if I signed up, so I lurked and learned the rules. I usually don't post much on any forum anyway, regardless.

Oh, and I'm not a commufag, I just think that anybody who stands up to the CIA and tells it to go fuck itself (despite the obvious power differential) is fucking cool, regardless of ideology. The word at the bottom of my avatar is REBEL! (Fucking Xenforo autocrop!)
 
I’m new to this site, despite the fact that admittedly lurked on here since mid-2018. It was mainly due to that whole Christchurch “incident”, but I do love the diverse forums that you have on here. Keep it up Joshua. You’re doing great a job!

- Admitted normie now turned slightly less of a normie
 
Hi! Found Kiwi Farms after searching around for someone who later turned into a cow, then following that thread down the rabbit hole for several hundred pages. This place seems like one of the few communities left where you can have discussions without some sort of mob justice cabal screaming you down and banning you if you dare mention any wrong-think.

Apparently if you register here you're supporting the downfall of western civilization or are literally Hitler or some shit. Can't keep the articles straight about how evil this place is, but either way, glad to be a part of it!
 
Silicon Wasteland dijo:
Hi! Found Kiwi Farms after searching around for someone who later turned into a cow, then following that thread down the rabbit hole for several hundred pages. This place seems like one of the few communities left where you can have discussions without some sort of mob justice cabal screaming you down and banning you if you dare mention any wrong-think.

Apparently if you register here you're supporting the downfall of western civilization or are literally Hitler or some shit. Can't keep the articles straight about how evil this place is, but either way, glad to be a part of it!
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Welcome aboard. You are now a Literal Hitler, along with the rest of us. Enjoy your stay!
 
Hey all.

Like some of the newer people here, the decision to hide A&H made this long time lurker join the farms. Don't expect a lot of posts from me. I'm strictly following the "if you don't have anything to say then don't say it" rule on here, especially since whatever reply I would have for a thread would already have like 10-20 people giving out a similar reply, so my input wouldn't really matter much.
 
Hello. Like many others, I've been lurking in A&H and enjoying the madness there for several months now ( I am a relatively avid watcher of Nick Rekieta's content, which brought me here.).

A&H being hidden has forced me to make an account. But I will lurk more, for at least several weeks/months, before trying to comment.
I have a question: Can someone tell me how to answer profile messages, please? I can't find how to do that. Thank you.

Edit: Nevermind, I found how to do that.
 
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Hello everyone. First time user, long time lurker, all that shit. I usually follow around the art threads. Finally worked up the courage to make an account.

I hope to get along with everyone well!
 
Hello,

I’ve been a member for a few months, but am just now making a post. I enjoy the community here, and would like to participate in more discussions that go beyond laughing at routine troop hijinks. Sometimes I feel like this is the only place I can really say what’s on my mind, so I appreciate that it’s here.
 
What up. I've been following lolcows since fucking 2010 or some shit, but now I'm realising that there's a forum where I can laugh at retards comunnally, which makes me feel less crippling loneliness in my hobby. My wife sure as fuck doesn't get it. Hi.
 
Hi everyone, I was a lurker for a long time and finally decided to make an account considering most of you seem to have similar interests and because I love laughing at weirdos.
selachophile dijo:
and do not live in fear.
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I already knew that Kiwis descended from convicts but I wasn't aware that they are Chads themselves!
 
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