Internet Famous Rules Change

[Sgt. Pinback]

Is this some crappy IBS in-joke that most people on the site will not understand, because IBS is the most boring shit ever conceived?

I wouldn't necessarily describe Irritable Bowel Syndrome as 'boring shit', but you do you.

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

To improve upon these suggestions, I suggest that we punish users with 1 week bans for giving other users negative ratings. These negative ratings causes unprecedented mental harm to poor KF users, particularly the vulnerable users on subforums like this and A&N, and an estimated 41% of KF users resort to alcohol/drugs/becoming an hero upon getting these horrific negative ratings.

 

[No. 7 cat]

The archive I used now rarely works, so I can do that much, in not archiving.

 

[Coelacanth]

If this is now a bouncy castle can we use this to armor our white knights who're going to protect the feefees of everyone? Surely this stuff will be more than effective at shielding us from h8 speech and mean, nasty, toxic comments left by trolls!

 

[PhoBingas]

Why can we talk about Kat for instance but not, say Jade for example?

Jade doesn't catch much because she'd go full blown Khmer Rouge

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Null is finally get some of those sweet ADL bucks

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

@Bryan Dunn should mod internet famous/internet bouncy castle, very arguably the highest quality poster on here.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Did I miss something again?

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Also, girls who post have to apply to be my GF before they post.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

No doxxxing.

But what about regular doxing?

 

[tantric_depressive]

Personally I support these new rules. Really class up the place, you know?

Otherwise, some fat alcoholicTrue and Honest Alpha Chad might think we're all a bunch of Karens.

Horrifying.

EDIT: In the spirit of Inclusion, I have updated my post to suggest another new rule change:

From now on, we shouldn't be discussing anyone's proclivities towards drinking, taking pills, eating out of garbage cans, or any combination thereof. That's innervenshinning, and must not be tolerated.

The only real and effective way of innervenshinning is sending whoever is engaging in the imbibing and partaking of said things, packages of their favorite brands of alcohol and quantities of illicit substances to remind them of their bad behaviors and ruinis lifestyle choices. Every good AlphaChad podcast host and AA/NA sponsor knows this

edited to correct spelling mistake? and add "alphachad"

edited again to add : after a brief DM slide up in : since we're in The Internet Bouncy Castle, Internet Famous rules changes need not apply until further notice, fees and superchats, according to Nick Racketeera, famous internet litigator and imbiber

 

[Unog]

Did I miss something again?

A gaggle of faggots insisting incessantly that anyone who is critical of them is ruining the site by being an alog.

No, you read the above sentence correctly. Being critical/speculative is now what being an alog means by decree of Dick Masterson and company.

 

[Haramburger]

I feel like we're being dared to do all these things.

...in Minecraft.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

A gaggle of faggots insisting incessantly that anyone who is critical of them is ruining the site by being an alog.

No, you read the above sentence correctly. Being critical/speculative is now what being an alog means by decree of Dick Masterson and company.

Of fucking course it’s Dick.
I like the guys content, and he does make some good points about the Farms being spastics, but he tends to take things too seriously.

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

I thought null was in jail? Or that he died? Wasn't it one of those? Is this 'fake nu1l' again? If it's the real one, then, uh, glad to see you back, chief!

Liquid Null saga when?

 

[Spectre_06]

God almighty I hate April 1st.

Wait a second...

 

[Neurotic Loser]

A gaggle of faggots insisting incessantly that anyone who is critical of them is ruining the site by being an alog.

No, you read the above sentence correctly. Being critical/speculative is now what being an alog means by decree of Dick Masterson and company.

One of these guys, Digi-nee (formally Digibro), actually fell for it.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

It brings me great joy to see the farms adopting halal forum etiquette in current year. Praise Allah! May he shrine through all of us on this day.

 

[Marissa Moira]

You're asking people to not post pictures of houses.

I take you're unofficially shutting down the fat people forum then?

 

[Xenomorph]

i wish this was said before I saw Nico's vertical asshole.