Insult the person above you

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

The sound of your piss stream hitting the bowl is effeminate

 

[Jason Wynn]

You’re so ugly that when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your mother

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Your five o’clock shadow on your pubes makes it look like it was up all night trying to solve a crime

 

[Gorgar]

Pick your options, pal, quit while you’re ahead, or cry like a baby.

 

[mister meaner]

It must have been a sad day when you slithered out the abortion bucket

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

You look like if Hitler was autistic, and had too little testosterone to grow a mustache

 

[mister meaner]

You look like a furry trying to re-enact 2 girls 1 cup

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

You look like a gimp in that uniform.