Inspirational Quotes - ...or lack thereof.

[Breadbassket]

"Be of one mind and one faith, that you may conquer your enemies and lead long and happy lives." - Genghis Khan

 

[Dan of Steel]

"Put your mother in a straight jacket, you punk ass white boy! Come here and tell me that and I'll fuck you in the ass, you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I eat your asshole alive you bitch. Fuck you you ho. Come say to my face and I fuck you for everybody. You bitch. Come on you bitch. You scared coward, you not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world bitch. Look at you, you scared now you ho. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you till you love me faggot."
-renowned scholar and philosopher Michael Tyson

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

"Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass. You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker. Throw his ass out. He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger! Ooooh, ooooh! Alright, you see? This shocks you? It shocks you to see what's buried beneath, you stupid motherfuckers?"

 

[TyrasGuard]

THERE IS NO ANSWER TO THE JEWISH QUESTION, THEY WON, THEY ALWAYS WIN

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

“The word "good" has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot but not necessarily a good man.” ― G.K. Chesterton

 

[PonderosaPete]

" Listen bitch, I'm dat gorilla dick nigga. I make dyke pussy wet. You got about 10 seconds to show me that hole, cause this gorilla dick daddy's hungry. And if you don't blow me right, I might kill you."

— Maybe Null, probably

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

"You probably shouldn't trust everything you see on the Internet."
― Montezuma

 

[Testacles Maximus]

“Walk without rhythm, and it won’t. Attract. The worm.”

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

"I guess that's it!"
-Ronnie McNutt

 

[Neko GF]

“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”

 

[Justtocheck]

"I was really mad that day" -Null

 

[Meat Target]

"I deserve to be blown first, before the fucking jacuzzi".

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

"First we lose our power to act paranoid around flatulence, then we lose our power to romanticize chimpanzees" - Inspirobot

 

[Pee Cola]

So I have an ultimatum: Bill Gates and the Illuminati got a herd of nigger cattle. WOOOO WE GOTT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE. They got a big herd of nigger cattle yippie ki yay we're nigger cattle herders we got a herd of nigger cattle, they are the most docile fucking nigger cattle we got 'em so docile we got this awesome big fucking herd of nigger cattle and they shit and they sit there and they watch TV and they shit ITS THE BEST FUCKING HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE. We took away all their guns now they just shit and we watch them and were rich. We are so fucking rich. We have so much fucking money. We got this herd of nigger cattle WOOOOO. We're milking the fucking nigger cattle it's the best thing ever. So that's what the Illuminati got and I got a space alien. So here is my ultimatum: you can live in hell with my nigger cattle OR you can put me in charge of the space alien temple, the third temple. OK? Have fun with your nigger cause I sure as hell ain't gonna fucking suck your jew nigger cock. Fuck yourself you think i'm gonna fucking enjoy nigger cattle after I had a fucking space alien are you fucking crazy? I got a fucking space alien of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with nigger cattle fuck yourself. You fucking think i... enjoy your FUCKING NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE GO GO GO GO YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE. You got a fucking herd of nigger WOOOO we got 'em so docile they just shit all day aint that so great?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I don't have a homosexual, all i have is Heterosexual and i am not lolcow

- From random_text.txt

 

[Disco Inferno]

"Fuck your dreams. Focus on making money first. Then, you'll have time in your little fantasy land with legos or whatever the fuck you play."
-My drunk dad (i was 12)

 

[drfuzzyballs]

"Niggers tongue my anus"
-Internet proverb

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

You can pray to God all you want to slay Goliath. But eventually you're gonna have to pick up that stone.

 

[zhoparik]

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