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The time cube.
I generally find schizophrenic rants and theories oddly endearing (nah, in the Kiwi Farms bro? )
Also the 1980s to mid-2000s alien conspiracy theories. I remember very clearly the narrative because it's just pure unadulterated cinema:
After the 1947 Roswell UFO incident, US president Harry S. Truman authorized the creation of a top-secret committee called Majestic-12 or MJ-12. This group was composed of top scientists, military specialists and political officers. Its goal was to reverse-engineer their advanced technology, find potential applications for it in the context of the Cold War, and establish contact with extraterrestrial civilizations. The crashed starship and the biological remains were sent to Groom Lake, Area-51, and stored in Hangar 18. Thanks to the secret technological developments, enormous advances in computing, telecommunications and defense were made, culminating in the creation of advanced consumer micro-electronics.
Starting with the 1969 Moon Landing and throughout the 1970s, contact was established with an extraterrestrial civilization the committee labelled as the "Pleiadians." These beings informed them of the following facts: They represent a political power spanning the entire Milky Way, known as the "Galactic Confederation of Light." They already established contact with humanity over five thousand years ago, and they are currently at war with a sinister, shape-shifting alien race known as the "Reptillians." Because of the conflict, contact was limited and cryptic, but a fact was made clear: The Reptillians had already invaded Earth.
In fact, Reptillians arrived much later than Pleiadians and established a secret underground settlement. Eventually, they subjugated local human societies and enslaved them, forcing them to extract minerals and worship them as gods, creating abhorrent sacrificial and cannibal cults, and even creating monstrous half-human, half-reptillian hybrids. But despite their technological power, they were physically weak and a rebellion eventually broke out, overpowering them and driving them underground. From their underground dwellings, they keep waging psychic warfare on humanity, and keep sending their undercover agents with the goal of converting humanity to their cause and eventually enslave them again.
It was also discovered that the crashed Roswell starship belonged to another species part of the Condeferation: They were labelled as the "Greys" and not only they contacted top scientists and political leaders, they directly assisted in the creation of advanced aircraft using exotic propulsion technology like the TR-3B ASTRA, known as the "Dark Star." Bob Lazar could only give hints of the extent of the operation that he witnessed.
In the decade of the 1980s, the Pleiadians revealed their plan: They will return to Earth exactly 5,126 years since their last visit, assist humanity in the fight against the Reptillians, check if humanity was "worthy" of joining the Confederation, or simply quarantine the planet.
By the 1980s and 1990s, Reptillian power and influence over humanity was growing, and they managed to infiltrate the highest echelons of the US government. With the top levels compromised, they began to discredit, persecute, and eventually execute those directly opposing them. The Dark Stars and special operations groups like Delta Force were now used to conduct stealth operations with surgical precision, aimed at destroying those in their way. Top scientists and brilliant minds were abducted, either to be executed by the Reptillians, or to be recruited by a dwindling contingent of humans and greys determined to continue the fight.
By the 2000s, the contingent of humans and greys keeps fighting a losing battle against the reptilian menace. Their goal is threatened by the emergence of mass media: It drowns their message in a sea of disinformation and falsehood, and prepares humans to welcome a New World Order in which they give away their fundamental freedoms and rights in order to be enslaved and start worshipping the reptilians once more. Time is running out. The Pleiadians will arrive and determine the fate of humanity on a specific date: December 21, 2012.
Pleiadian or "Nordic" aliens. MJ-12 determined that they come from a star stystem in the direction of the Pleiades. Their striking resemblance to humans suggest a common origin.
Grey aliens. Once mere observers, they were forced into contact after the 1947 Roswell incident, assisting and guiding humanity in the conflict against the Reptilians.
Reptilian aliens. Colonizers and enslavers. Despite being physically weak, they thrive by stealing technology from other species and subjugating them with their cunning and psychic powers. Oy vey! You wouldn't believe all this drivel, right?
TR-3B ASTRA: Advanced Stealth Tactical Reconnaissance Aircraft. Known as "Dark Star" or "Black Manta." Created in the 1980s with extraterrestrial assistance and technology as a reconaissance platform, now used by the reptilian-controlled US government alongside the infamous "black helicopters" to persecute and silence anyone opposing them.
ISTG the X-files captured the vibe of this era perfectly. But sadly the 2012 apocalypse actually happened and we're all now in hell.
Not a "conspiracy" theory exactly but there's a historical theory that Arabs never actually conquered Spain, but rather the local Visigothic rulers, who were Arians -- a faith already theologically more compatible with Islam than orthodox Catholicism -- converted through contact with the Muslim world, and infighting and later Berber conquests muddied the waters. Ignacio Olague's TheIslamic Revolution in the West (Spanish: Los árabes no invadieron jamás España) expounds this theory.
As I understand, it's not well-regarded, but it is interesting to think about. If true it would explain how the Hispanic peninsula, which is a rather large place, fell under "Arab" control so quickly. The speed of that conquest does seems a little anomalous.
I've googled quite a few mythological creatures throughout my life and I swear the US got the wackiest ones. Not like "the mothman" or "the dog that is kinda big and mean", but cults meeting inside mountains? Seems to be a very common trope. I guess it's just a schizo offspring of people who believe in the deep state. Why not say they meet in the wild rather than an office at work the public can't access anyway?
All things considered I live in the first world, but I genuinely believe they're shittying up the public health sector that it may be privatized, which isn't as common as in the US and thus bordering on conspiracy.
Flat Earth conspiracy is pretty wacky . Big question is what is there to be gained by covering up real shape of Earth. Is world run by secret cabal of globe manufacturers?
Flat Earth conspiracy is pretty wacky . Big question is what is there to be gained by covering up real shape of Earth. Is world run by secret cabal of globe manufacturers?
Flat Earth conspiracy is pretty wacky . Big question is what is there to be gained by covering up real shape of Earth. Is world run by secret cabal of globe manufacturers?
I still think the mayan deathday clock thing in 2012 was super fun when it happened. they didn't even give you the day off even though national tv was busy covering it
Pleiadian or "Nordic" aliens. MJ-12 determined that they come from a star stystem in the direction of the Pleiades. Their striking resemblance to humans suggest a common origin.
For years I heard they were the bad aliens. Now it's the opposite. Anyway, I think the grand takeaway here is don't trust aliens. Earthling Pride Universe Wide!
Anyway, there's a conspiracy theory that Britney Spears died in a car accident along with Justin Timberlake years ago and they were replaced with clones/lookalikes. Justin Timberlake was replaced by some ordinary Joe who happened to look just like him and Britney was replaced by some girl from Germany named Giselle who had spent years training her voice to sound like an All American girl. All of this was pre-arranged going back years just in case they died.
There's also an additional little tack on to this story that pops up on occasion. All the witnesses to the crash were escorted to this underground complex and paid off and sworn to secrecy. Some journo was reportedly paid a million dollars to keep his mouth shut for twenty years.
A lot of this stuff started popping up again when the Jim Carrey controversy happened. Suddenly every celebrity that looked a tad different in two photos was a clone.
For years I heard they were the bad aliens. Now it's the opposite. Anyway, I think the grand takeaway here is don't trust aliens. Earthling Pride Universe Wide!
For years I heard they were the bad aliens. Now it's the opposite. Anyway, I think the grand takeaway here is don't trust aliens. Earthling Pride Universe Wide!
Anyway, there's a conspiracy theory that Britney Spears died in a car accident along with Justin Timberlake years ago and they were replaced with clones/lookalikes. Justin Timberlake was replaced by some ordinary Joe who happened to look just like him and Britney was replaced by some girl from Germany named Giselle who had spent years training her voice to sound like an All American girl. All of this was pre-arranged going back years just in case they died.
There's also an additional little tack on to this story that pops up on occasion. All the witnesses to the crash were escorted to this underground complex and paid off and sworn to secrecy. Some journo was reportedly paid a million dollars to keep his mouth shut for twenty years.
A lot of this stuff started popping up again when the Jim Carrey controversy happened. Suddenly every celebrity that looked a tad different in two photos was a clone.
Anyway, there's a conspiracy theory that Britney Spears died in a car accident along with Justin Timberlake years ago and they were replaced with clones/lookalikes.
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