Info On Chris’ Case Posted By Greene County Circuit Court - Posted 7/29/22. First hearing is scheduled for 8/8 at 9:30 AM

[idosometimes]

I heard that Heilberg is looking for continuances because Chris convinced him the merge would be finalizing this year. If he can prevent the trial from happening before the merge concludes, Heilberg will get two pony wives and a Scrooge McDuck vault of c-quarters in the coming world.

If he had somehow gotten out of that house and gotten an apartment and McJob somewhere he probably would have turned out better. One of the more tragic parts of Chris' life is that he never had a real reason to care about anything.

Yeah, but then he would not have scored with Barb. You gotta think of the tradeoffs.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

If he had somehow gotten out of that house and gotten an apartment and McJob somewhere he probably would have turned out better. One of the more tragic parts of Chris' life is that he never had a real reason to care about anything.

Goddamit I'm starting to sympathize with him again. Got to stop doing that.

Nah he been fucked up long before becoming 18

 

[BeatboxBill]

I'm getting a feeling that Chris's lawyer is probably gonna use some lame excuse like "Oh Christine has been dealing with harassment from trolls for over a decade and now her sanity is compromised!" and take an insanity plea on Chris's behalf and the judge will give community service along with a psychiatric therapy as a court requirement and then Chris gets put on the sex offender register for raping Barb and gets kicked out of 14 Branchland Ct and placed into a halfway home for r.etards!

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

I heard that Heilberg is looking for continuances because Chris convinced him the merge would be finalizing this year. If he can prevent the trial from happening before the merge concludes, Heilberg will get two pony wives and a Scrooge McDuck vault of c-quarters in the coming world.

Yeah, but then he would not have scored with Barb. You gotta think of the tradeoffs.

No way Heilberg signed on unless he was promised a vault of w-quarters.

Can you imagine how pissed he must be after Chris completely botched everything and forced a jury trial? Probably has to reschedule vacation and a ton of other stuff.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It could be anything. It could be a counsel related motion, motion to continue, motion to dismiss case or suppress evidence/compel discovery. anything. The docket updates are as vague as it can get. It doesn't even say who put forth the motion.

There could be a plea, but were just going to have to see. Thankfully it's the next day so we won't have to wait long. Judging by it being "other pre trial" it could just be procedural.

Yes. Also, as it's titled "...Motion - Other...," it suggests that there may be some specific categories & then the "other" catchall. If there is a key for the options, or someone is familiar with the pre-trial motion categories used in this particular database, someone could narrow down the possibilities by excluding things in the specific categories. I'm not going to, but anyone so inclined could start with that to figure out at least what it is not.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

No way Heilberg signed on unless he was promised a vault of w-quarters.

He's getting the standard rate a public defender get's paid in the pool he's in, he's taken other cases like this before and seems to have a intrest in certain types of cases, and he's trying to do what's best for Chris even if that's not Chris wants and seems to be doing it well even if he's not talking with him as much as Chris would like.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yes, when the legal system becomes 100% retarded and manages to send Chris to a federal prison for a state charge. Not to mention, federal prisons are safer than state prisons. Please please please read what people like AnOminous and Pointless Sperg post. They are extremely knowledgeable.

They'll beat the rebelliousness out of him real quickly. If you ask "Who will? The inmates or the Guards?" the answer is yes. If you act up and annoy people, you'll quickly be taught your place. Even minor shit can your teeth rearranged. There's a reason you always mind your business and watch whatever you do.

No. They aren't a necessity and male prisons don't keep up with feminine hygiene products for male prisoners, Hell, even female prisons have a supply problem when it comes to those. Also, if the other inmates find out you're using feminine hygiene products, you aren't going to have fun.

Oh God, I can already picture Chris walking into showers, "Good day fellas. Now try not too get ya'll selves to aroused as I apply my daily vinegar douche! And remember my eyes are up here, and one of them is lazy".

 

[FinnSven]

Oh God, I can already picture Chris walking into showers, "Good day fellas. Now try not to get ya'll selves to aroused as I apply my daily vinegar douche!".

Wouldn’t the combination of vinegar and seeing other mens penises make him think of the pickle man, then send him into a tard rage?

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

He's getting the standard rate a public defender get's paid in the pool he's in, he's taken other cases like this before and seems to have a intrest in certain types of cases, and he's trying to do what's best for Chris even if that's not Chris wants and seems to be doing it well even if he's not talking with him as much as Chris would like.

It's a very nominal sum, something like $500 for a felony in district court. Typically those just plead out so it really isn't a huge cost to the lawyer providing the PD work.

However in this case Chris' monumental arrogance and stupidity has gotten Heilberg into a far more costly and time-consuming situation.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Wouldn’t the combination of vinegar and seeing other mens penises make him think of the pickle man, then send him into a tard rage?

I think it's quite funny. Remember when faggots were running around trying to convince everyone that Chris was as docile as a church mouse, and that he stopped have tard outs. Yet, we've discovered he's probably had several in jail and the nut farm. Next they're going to try to convince us that he doesn't smell like animal shit, bo, and rotten watermelons.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes. Also, as it's titled "...Motion - Other...," it suggests that there may be some specific categories & then the "other" catchall. If there is a key for the options, or someone is familiar with the pre-trial motion categories used in this particular database, someone could narrow down the possibilities by excluding things in the specific categories. I'm not going to, but anyone so inclined could start with that to figure out at least what it is not.

It doesn't seem like any of the other motion hearings on the same day give much more detail.

CaseNumberDefendant NameDateTimeHearing TypeResult
CR22000038-00PAYNE, JARRET DEAN08/09/20229:00AMReview
CR22000039-00PAYNE, JARRET DEAN08/09/20229:00AMReview
CR21000071-00COLLBRAN, DAVID LEE08/09/20229:30AMMotion - Other Pre-Trial
CR21000072-00COLLBRAN, DAVID LEE08/09/20229:30AMMotion - Other Pre-Trial
CR21000178-00COLLBRAN, DAVID LEE08/09/20229:30AMMotion - Other Pre-Trial
CR21000179-00COLLBRAN, DAVID LEE08/09/20229:30AMMotion - Other Pre-Trial
CR22000133-00DAVIS, BRANDON LEWIS08/09/20221:00PMPlea
CR22000134-00DAVIS, BRANDON LEWIS08/09/20221:00PMPlea
CR22000141-00CHANDLER, CHRISTINE08/09/20221:30PMMotion - Other Pre-Trial

David Lee Collbran appears to be the subject of this story:

Orange County man facing sexual battery charge in Greene County

David Lee Collbran of Barboursville was arrested on April 21.

www.cbs19news.com

His case(s) have been getting continuances nonstop on similar uninformative docket entries since mid-June last year.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Wouldn’t the combination of vinegar and seeing other mens penises make him think of the pickle man, then send him into a tard rage?

You can get pickle flavoured dick shaped gummys now, that might bring back Chris some happy memorys with Barb - Or better yet Pork Pie flavored because that way it would remind him of going down on Barb you know biting through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat.

I think it's quite funny. Remember when faggots were running around trying to convince everyone that Chris was as docile as a church mouse, and that he stopped have tard outs. Yet, we've discovered he's probably had several in jail and the nut farm.

I don't know why people ever thought that, every year or so we get a offensive tard action out of him or a defensive tard posture from him both are two sides of the same coin.

 

[A-№1]

Update from the court. Pre-trial motion on the 9th.

Clearly they're assuming he'll be indicted. As are we all.

Wouldn’t the combination of vinegar and seeing other mens penises make him think of the pickle man, then send him into a tard rage?

More likely he'll avoid the penises, and the showers, altogether until the staff grow tired of his smell and get the hose.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Update from the court. Pre-trial motion on the 9th.

Wonder if it's a motion to waive the jury trial and instead have a bench trial.

Or maybe it's a motion to waive his right to a speedy trial to give the defense more time. I think all of these motions would have had to be resubmitted once it was bound over to district court.

 

[GypsyBard]

Just think if Chris does go

I'm getting a feeling that Chris's lawyer is probably gonna use some lame excuse like "Oh Christine has been dealing with harassment from trolls for over a decade and now her sanity is compromised!" and take an insanity plea on Chris's behalf and the judge will give community service along with a psychiatric therapy as a court requirement and then Chris gets put on the sex offender register for raping Barb and gets kicked out of 14 Branchland Ct and placed into a halfway home for r.etards!

I think we should all be a little bit Fair to Chris's lawyer
I mean the guy has to defend him
How the hell would you formulate a defense?
The guy most likely already declined one deal and wrote letters basically confessing to everything he did including pictures.
Like I don't even know how I would formulate a defense for him mostly because he sabotages himself

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You can get pickle flavoured dick shaped gummys now, that might bring back Chris some happy memorys with Barb - Or better yet Pork Pie flavored because that way it would remind him of going down on Barb you know biting through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat.



I don't know why people ever thought that, every year or so we get a offensive tard action out of him or a defensive tard posture from him both are two sides of the same coin.

Because people are just as retarded as he is and tried to project their own desires on him like some golden calf.

 

[eDove]

It doesn't seem like any of the other motion hearings on the same day give much more detail.

CaseNumberDefendant NameDateTimeHearing TypeResult
CR22000038-00PAYNE, JARRET DEAN08/09/20229:00AMReview
CR22000039-00PAYNE, JARRET DEAN08/09/20229:00AMReview
CR21000071-00COLLBRAN, DAVID LEE08/09/20229:30AMMotion - Other Pre-Trial
CR21000072-00COLLBRAN, DAVID LEE08/09/20229:30AMMotion - Other Pre-Trial
CR21000178-00COLLBRAN, DAVID LEE08/09/20229:30AMMotion - Other Pre-Trial
CR21000179-00COLLBRAN, DAVID LEE08/09/20229:30AMMotion - Other Pre-Trial
CR22000133-00DAVIS, BRANDON LEWIS08/09/20221:00PMPlea
CR22000134-00DAVIS, BRANDON LEWIS08/09/20221:00PMPlea
CR22000141-00CHANDLER, CHRISTINE08/09/20221:30PMMotion - Other Pre-Trial

David Lee Collbran appears to be the subject of this story:

Orange County man facing sexual battery charge in Greene County

David Lee Collbran of Barboursville was arrested on April 21.

www.cbs19news.com

His case(s) have been getting continuances nonstop on similar uninformative docket entries since mid-June last year.

I bet those guys didn't think committing whatever crimes they committed would've had their names permanently associated with the biggest retard of all time (and one of the most autistic websites of all time).

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Just think if Chris does go

I think we should all be a little bit Fair to Chris's lawyer
I mean the guy has to defend him
How the hell would you formulate a defense?
The guy most likely already declined one deal and wrote letters basically confessing to everything he did including pictures.
Like I don't even know how I would formulate a defense for him mostly because he sabotages himself

I don't think even the late Johnny Cochran could get Chris off the hook with the way he's botched everything. At least OJ kept his mouth shut.

 

[FinnSven]

Just think if Chris does go

I think we should all be a little bit Fair to Chris's lawyer
I mean the guy has to defend him
How the hell would you formulate a defense?
The guy most likely already declined one deal and wrote letters basically confessing to everything he did including pictures.
Like I don't even know how I would formulate a defense for him mostly because he sabotages himself

It’s worse than that.

Chris probably not only expects Heilberg to get him off scot free, but to successfully get a settlement for wrongful arrest and imprisonment.

As Heilberg has probably been working from the presumption that Chris is guilty, so trying to get the best possible outcome, by way of plea deal and some sort of situation which chris has to agree to ongoing care, Chris has probably frustrated matters beyond even more than one could expect.

Hopefully Chris will find himself being made an example of by the court.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Just think if Chris does go

I think we should all be a little bit Fair to Chris's lawyer
I mean the guy has to defend him
How the hell would you formulate a defense?
The guy most likely already declined one deal and wrote letters basically confessing to everything he did including pictures.
Like I don't even know how I would formulate a defense for him mostly because he sabotages himself

I don't hate his lawyer, it's more me giving my two cents on what I think may possibly go down in court...