Indiana Jones and the Great Circle

[Mac Monster]

MauLer is streaming it right now if anyone wants to see gameplay.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=84nFAYnFFvg

This does not look like it's worth seventy dollars.

 

[Commander X]

Anyways, would it surprise anyone that that GmanLives moron praised the game? I'm not going to link the video but he soys all over the game's recreation of the Raiders of the Lost Ark intro, he's a mindless, tasteless fool who sounds like someone doing a bad Australian accent on purpose.

Anyways this game's writers are probably the sort of people who say "Indiana Jones was always woke, you just lack media literacy!" Yes, fascists in the 1930s would definitely drop llittle bon mots about "insecure males" that sound like something Lindsay Ellis would say.

 

[Psyduck]

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Anyways, would it surprise anyone that that GmanLives moron praised the game? I'm not going to link the video but he soys all over the game's recreation of the Raiders of the Lost Ark intro, he's a mindless, tasteless fool who sounds like someone doing a bad Australian accent on purpose.

Anyways this game's writers are probably the sort of people who say "Indiana Jones was always woke, you just lack media literacy!" Yes, fascists in the 1930s would definitely drop llittle bon mots about "insecure males" that sound like something Lindsay Ellis would say.

If it's so easy to manipulate an "insecure" male then why did they fail so bad at it during the last election? It wasn't from lack of trying.

 

[Destiny's_Quasi_Phallus]

Mauler loves trannies and is British. True gamers disavowed him years ago.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Besides, Indiana jones did the Uncharted thing like 4 years before them

Infernal Machine came out before Emperor's Tomb and I have really fond memories of this one - mostly because it works as a quasi-sequel to Fate of Atlantis which I really loved.

Most people wouldn't bother with a movie franchise licensed game.

LucasArts used to make really good movie-based games.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Is this the cancelled gen 7 Indiana Jones game finally limping across the finish line, or an unrelated turd?

 

[winterfag]

Apparently you can't turn off Ray tracing on PC

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

Lmao what the shit did they not have the stones to put Nazis in the game? They're just generic "fascists."

You can't sell games in certain regions like Germany if there is any overt Nazi imagery in it, therefore it's probably easier to pivot to fascists than have to make two versions of the game

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

No I will not free up 120 gigs to be lectured.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Indiana Jones and the thing of whatever. Just fucking buy it and give me money.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Found your Catholic waifu @Preacher ✝

 

[Preacher ✝]

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Found your Catholic waifu @Preacher ✝

Alas she's already married to Jesus.

 

[CyrusHowler]

I’m glad that it’s making Sony Ponies mad by being a pretty awesome game after they shit on it so much. Now they’re all saying “Can’t wait to play it on PS5”

Indiana Jones and the Dastardly Dodecahedron

That actually made me laugh.

Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis is the best Indy game.

Emperor’s Tomb is the best one.

 

[babadook]

Finished watching Synthetic Man's stream, I just couldn't believe my eyes towards the end. It genuinely feels like it takes a hard turn into a Scary Movie-tier parody

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Indiana Jones & the Great Circle player count is AWFUL. The MODERN AUDIENCE didn't show up AGAIN​

 

[Ser Prize]

Finished watching Synthetic Man's stream, I just couldn't believe my eyes towards the end. It genuinely feels like it takes a hard turn into a Scary Movie-tier parody

Mind elaborating?

 

[WhiskeyJack]

Mind elaborating?

Noah’s Ark has a laser cannon that kills the villain. And is also a teleportation/portal opening device, for some reason.

I don’t know, didn’t really feel like it fit the whole Flood Myth. If it was a Divine Weather Control device, that might make more sense.

Oh, and the final fight is SpongeBob references and the villain doing Karate Kid crane kicks.

(I am making none of this up.)

 

[babadook]

Mind elaborating?

The big bad is a Nazi researcher (or archeologist) wh captures Indy towards the end. While captive, he offers the protagonist to put his gun down and discuss his findings like two men of science, which admittedly is a refreshing setup.

Sadly, the setup is ruined immediately after, when Voss (the German archeologist) says that guns wouldn't be of any use regardless, because he mastered ZE ART OF KARA-TE! (he literally shouts this line verbatim, out of nowhere).

The final bossfight pits Indy against Voss, with the latter doing the most stereotypical karate chops, complete with the crane stance before doing kicks (all while shouting about KARA-TE! or doing random quips)

You finally kick him out of the ledge, but you end up caught in your own whip, with Voss holding onto it on the other end, both suspended and hanging from a wood thing.

The FINAL final boss phase is you trying to dodge Voss kicks and chop that he does while dangling from the whip, unable to do anything but block, whose input is delayed mind you, until the useless coprotagonist chick finally decides to trigger the final cutscene (Synth got unlucky and the chick stood there doing nothing for a good minute and a half before mercy triggering the victory)

...yeah

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

ZE ART OF KARA-TE!

0:15

 

[Adolf Kotler]

Indeed.
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I mean, it's like with Wolfenstein... of course you're gonna be killing nazis, it's a crucial part of the story, but for me personally its the blatant, relentless, over the top, anti-White, anti-male, anti-hetero, propaganda, which the likes of Sweet Baby inc and other so called "progressive" and "inclusive" consulting firms have been shoehorning into everything over the recent years, that causes me to recoil and inevitably turns me off a game.