Incredibly Dumb and Annoying Suggestions Thread

[Dyn]

I should be an admin.

 

[keytar]

If you're on mobile and you open an image that's behind a spoiler, it's automatically forwarded to your entire contacts list

 

[Dyn]

Wordfilter "in Minecraft" to "in real life at exactly 7:30pm next Monday, this is not a joke. Subscribe to pewdiepie".

 

[Spunt]

There should be an Official Kiwifarms Fish.

 

[King Fructose]

The deathfat board should have tuba music playing in the background.

 

[AnOminous]

Muting the tab will cause the screen to strobe violently in bright, flashing colours until you unmute it have a seizure and die.

I like my idea better.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Having a word filter for any race mentioned replaced with a random race generator.

New joiners can only can read and post on the SRS horrors thread for a month before access to the rest of the site.

Have a cow thread exchange programme so that threads move to different boards.

 

[AnOminous]

Force new posters to make up captions for all the SRS pictures in that thread so that blind people can understand the horror too.

Spotify integration so we can see what other Kiwis are listening to.

If you are logged into other social media when posting to the Farms, all your other logged in social media should be linked directly from your post so everyone can see you used the same name everywhere.

 

[Sammich]

I think a state issued id should be required before you can create an account.
Have a special mod roll that is only allowed to see posts, but not allowed to do anything else.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Gulag mode: sometimes users get randomly banned from all sub-forums except one. In that subforum they will have to get a total of 100 ratings before they can use the rest of the site again.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

A word filter that replaces "Simple as." with "Btw, I like cock."

 

[William]

Gulag mode: sometimes users get randomly banned from all sub-forums except one. In that subforum they will have to get a total of 100 ratings before they can use the rest of the site again.

Make this feature lock users to Internationale Clique 80% of the time.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Randomly move people between chats. It's a great way to make new friends.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

There should be an Official Kiwifarms Fish.

I found our fishy fren!

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Make this feature lock users to Internationale Clique 80% of the time.

Yes, that place could need some diversity.

 

[The-Patriarchy]

autocomplete any word that starts with "n" as nigger

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Nominate a couple of users so that @'ing null notifies them instead of him. That way he doesn't have to deal with people roping him into their gay drama and retarded slapfights and it annoys a bunch of randos instead.

I nominate @Josterman, @Solar Eclipse Paradox and @Saffronette as a start.

 

[What the shit]

I suggest the admins to give me back my pm privileges, so I can shitpost in the best part of the site again.

I 2nd this.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Any media attachments shouldn't be the ones the poster wants but 3 randomly selected pictures from the users gallery. Ideally any that are hidden or private.

 

[AnOminous]

Every user should be able to add new ratings.