I’m not saying anything without a lawyer, AMA

[The Cunting Death]

So, we better get the touchy subjects out of the way first. Asuka or Rei?

Misato

 

[Joy Depression]

Do lawyers hold your hand when you cry when talking about bad things you done?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Misato

Liver failure aficionado

 

[Jotch]

Would you accept a free meal offered by an investigator? You know they could never get away with messing with the food... but do you really trust it?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Do lawyers hold your hand when you cry when talking about bad things you done?

Also when I’m pointing on the doll where the mall santa touched me.

Would you accept a free meal offered by an investigator? You know they could never get away with messing with the food... but do you really trust it?

If it’s donuts I’m willing to roll the dice.

 

[Joy Depression]

Eat the donuts, as far as anyone knows there is no such thing as a "truth serum" that makes you only speak the truth. German and Russian interrogators experimented with everything one could possibly think of to no avail.

They could be poisoned yes but then you just sue their asses off and get a big payout.