I'm in your house

[Officer Eradicate]

what do you do?

 

[Cats]

run toward you naked so i can stab you with my erection

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Jokes on you, I’m Byron David Smith.

 

[Pringles Can]

Throw beer cans and other objects until you become just as terrified as my kids.

 

[draggs]

Tell you I'm going down to the corner store for cigarettes, I'll be right back

 

[Breadbassket]

I will do what the Founding Fathers intended.

 

[Foxxo]

Breathe a sigh of relief, since I forgot my keys and my wife locked me out.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

I lock the door and dim the lights.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’d be happy that someone finally came over and I have company.

 

[Red Hood]

Ask you why you didn't bring dinner, then make you cook a succulent Chinese meal

 

[murph]

Mop the kitchen floor fag

 

[Margo Martindale]

Unless you breathe chlorine gas like I do, I think you will just drop dead.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

I have a house?