I’m going to be a tree, what now?
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BlueSpark
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- 20 de Jul, 2016
Absorb nutrients, wick moisture
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- 26 de Mayo, 2020
All the furries are gonna pee on you.
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- 4 de Ene, 2021
I will feed you with the remains of deceased pets. Grow tall and strong so I can eventually make a corner cupboard from your corpse.
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- 2 de Feb, 2022
You like to get peed on by men, furries, dogs, and shit on by birds constantly?
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- 24 de Dic, 2018
What kind of tree?
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- 13 de Dic, 2022
As a tree, you are effectively a bundle of sticks. A faggot, if you will. You're a giant faggot.
Well, maybe not giant, but that's okay - still a faggot.
Well, maybe not giant, but that's okay - still a faggot.
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- 18 de Jul, 2019
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- 2 de Abr, 2019
Trees are cool, but they can't protect themselves from being cut down. Bad position to be in.
WhatIsThePunchline
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- 17 de Jun, 2020
Don't become a tree.
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- 13 de Ago, 2018
Im going to become a lumberjack THAT’S WHAT, BITCH
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- 11 de Jun, 2016
I’m gonna pee on you.
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- 11 de Mayo, 2019
I'll pine fir yew.
The Larch.
The Larch.