I'm entering my bad boy era, AMA

[KittyGremlin]

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

 

[BiggestKai]

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

 

[Plantation Barbie]

You will never be a real bad boy...

 

[umami's milk]

So why do good girls like bad guys? I've been struggling with this question for a considerable amount of time now. You see, I identify as a "bad boy" and it's obvious to all. Futhermore I have noticed across my various conquests that "good girls" seem to take a particular liking to me despite our diametrically opposed natures.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Clearly you're expecting me to do something, so I'm gonna rebel and do NOTHING. What are you gonna do about it, huh?

You will never be a real bad boy...

It's not a goal, it's a journey, a way of life... And you can't stop me from trying.

So why do good girls like bad guys? I've been struggling with this question for a considerable amount of time now. You see, I identify as a "bad boy" and it's obvious to all. Futhermore I have noticed across my various conquests that "good girls" seem to take a particular liking to me despite our diametrically opposed natures.

Well, I like bad girls now and bad girls like good boys. The dilemma remains.

 

[Cornfed]

Any man who says they are entering an "era" is gayer than ass sex. Your sharing colonialisms with Amberlyn Reid.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Any man who says they are entering an "era" is gayer than ass sex. Your sharing colonialisms with Amberlyn Reid.

I see you're trying to make a point here, too bad I don't know what "colonialisms" means, NERD.

 

[Pissmaster]

I see you're trying to make a point here, too bad I don't know what "colonialisms" means, NERD.

OOOOOH @Cornfed he got you good! You gonna let that dude talk to you like that?!

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

This statement is not that interesting if you are not over 80.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

How bad are we talking here?
Dennis the Menace bad, Jim Stark bad, or Ted Kaczynski bad?

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

You will never be a real bad boy...

You have no motorcycle, you have no leather jacket, you have no switchblade. You are a square twisted by Marlboro Reds and The Outsiders into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

 

[KittyGremlin]

This statement is not that interesting if you are not over 80.

More interesting than this bloke's joke:

You have no motorcycle, you have no leather jacket, you have no switchblade. You are a square twisted by Marlboro Reds and The Outsiders into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

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How bad are we talking here?
Dennis the Menace bad, Jim Stark bad, or Ted Kaczynski bad?

My badness is beyond comparison.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

 

[We Are The Witches]

How much Linkin Park content are you consuming? And does your iPhone have a keychain with a skull or a heart in it?

I know mom doesn't like those things, but she can't understand bad boys!

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

How much Linkin Park content are you consuming? And does your iPhone have a keychain with a skull or a heart in it?

I know mom doesn't like those things, but she can't understand bad boys!

Does said mom have a iphone case that says Live Laugh Love?

 

[We Are The Witches]

Does said mom have a iphone case that says Live Laugh Love?

Yes, she also reads the horoscope and listens to Taylor Swift.

 

[rebel]

How much Linkin Park content are you consuming? And does your iPhone have a keychain with a skull or a heart in it?

I know mom doesn't like those things, but she can't understand bad boys!

Only posers use iPhones; real bad boys use this.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

OP Right Now:

 

[KittyGremlin]

OP Right Now:

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There is no nice guy, only a twisted cycle path... Yes, we're going cycling, you DORKS. Don't forget your helmet or my mom WILL be MAD.