I'm back for a quick visit

[Jesus]

to all my old friends.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

That was longer than three days, bro.

 

[Null]

 

[HeyYou]

We knew you'd come crawling back.

 

[Jesus]

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Yeah thats me boss. I used an account for a little while under jjabramsisdumb just so you don't think I'm socking.

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

The second coming has been thoroughly underwhelming.

 

[Wendy Carter]

Welcome back, @Jesus! Kind of surprised nobody took the name, but nice to see you back.

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

Someone take Judah next

 

[Revo]

Well we have @God, now @Jesus.
This site has become a religious place.

 

[Witthel]

Well we have @God, now @Jesus.
This site has become a religious place.

Now all we need is Buddha and Mohammad.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Hi Jesus, could you please make sure I win the lottery this week? I really need the money and I'll promise to give money to the poor.

 

[God]

get off the internet, son

 

[Old Fart]

Well we have @God, now @Jesus.
This site has become a religious place.

They're one and the same, socks by definition.

 

[Prussian Blue]

Welcome! Have fun and stay safe!

 

[TokiBun]

Alright @Jesus tell us do troons go to heaven or to hell?

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Welcome! Have fun and stay safe!

It's an assembly of God's!

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Oh jesus

 

[Jesus]

Welcome back, @Jesus! Kind of surprised nobody took the name, but nice to see you back.

Thanks, I am too!

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

@Jesus,

You're here to stay right? No dying then returning naked in a cave?

 

[Jesus 2.0]

Ayo, I'm back again for a visit.

Unfortunately I forgot the password and throwaway email I used for my Jesus account. So it's Jesus 2.0 now, unless a change can be arranged.

What have I missed?