I'm Back and I'm Scared (01/18/2020)

So how long do we have to wait until something interesting actually happens? Her one trick pony finally broke its back under her weight or something? Hell, even a mukbang/torrid haul would at least stir up haydurs.
 
No, I won't watch you blather on for a near 17 minute sit down video.

No wonder she'll never lose weight, she's so full of herself.

She won't see the scale read south of 600 unless she loses a limb, maybe then she'll film a weigh-in.
 
So how long do we have to wait until something interesting actually happens? Her one trick pony finally broke its back under her weight or something? Hell, even a mukbang/torrid haul would at least stir up haydurs.

They're gonna have a fuckin aneurysm because she doesn't wanna share her actual weight . That's all they ever want and literally obsess over are weigh ins.
 
I'm really curious about what life is like in the ham shanty now that the main breadwinner has decided to stop working pretty much. Just picture it, the arguments over wasting money on scented candles, the tension between them all, Ricky's potential breaking point... I'd love to be a fly on the wall.
 
Dear God is she trying to bore viewers into submission or what

Albert you can tell us all day you are losing weight but where? Seriously, where? Filters and over-exposure is fooling nobody but yourself and viewers as dumb as you are

If this bitch had lost a daily fluctuation amount of 6lbs she'd be crowing about it, she can't help herself going to stupid lengths to 'prove the haydurs wrong' (voicemails I'm thinking of you!) yet won't post a weigh-in

It's blatantly obvious why when bitch has painted herself into a corner lol

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“There will be more of me coming up” - we know Amber, we know.


What was the point of this video? Bitch has repeated herself so many times this month already, she’s not saying anything that she hasn’t said multiple times before.
 
In her videos for 2020 so far, Amber has been laying out her terms for what it will take to stop blue-balling everybody. Basically, no criticism.

Edit: "the call within yourself" ok so she lost 19lbs again?
 
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She didn't mind being compared to other youtubers when it excused her shit behavior though ? But now that every garbage youtuber is doing better than her it's a big no-no, one of her biggest fears is that, like, people comparing her with other people or vice versa (?)

She "tends to overshare when it comes to her weightloss" You don't really overshare, girl. You lie to cover your shameful life, which makes our brains look for inconsistencies and truths. By trying to hide details of your life, you make us actively seek them. That's how details of your life end up being "overshared".

6:55 Of course she's scared to open up again because she can't tell the truth because she'll prove the haydurrrrs right, and if she lies the haydurrrrs won't fall for it.

9:51 She's back y'all ! She's gonna talk more about her weight loss ! I hope for more frequent uploads cause the amberverse has been very boring lately.

10:26 Doesn't wanna weigh in every wednesday because if one wednesday she doesn't lose enough weight she's gonna get tons of backlash GIRL PLEASE you're getting way more backlash from not weighing in for months and bullshitting us about it. Plus it's gonna prove us you're over your highest weight.

(I really wanna stop watching but there's a few minutes left and I can feel i'm gonna get top hatty)

12:43 Amber, just because you don't have any friends doesn't mean you've become your own best friend. You are your worst enemy and your whole channel proves it.

14:47 Says she apologizes for her boring vlogs but she was so sick she couldn't move. The vlogs were boring way before the tonsillitis and she can't move because of all these "huge balls" of fat all over her body but whatevs.

15:02 HOLY SHIT She could not move for 11 days because of tonsillitis, couldn't function, it. was. bad. Even if we know she's garnering sympathy points by making it a bigger deal than it is, it shows how fuccd her immune system is.
 
This gurl will make excuses for hours and hours instead of showing any kind of commitment to actually losing weight. She whines on and on about not wanting her progress compared to other weight loss channels. Maybe this wouldn't be a problem if she hadn't gotten progressively fatter while other people actually achieved their goals.

Edit: if she literally lost half a pound a week and kept it up for a 6 months it would be a miracle
 
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hahaha her sick video had her addressing people giving her shit because she "doesn't read the comments"
doubledownlynn surs has been making a lot of appearances lately

"It was a rocky road"

lol fat
i see ben&jerrys in her near future
 
Wow a new low in boring content even for big AL. I think this cow's meelk dun gone and dried up. Time to graduate from only watching reaction channels to now only getting updates from kf.

At this point I just want to check in now and then and see if I get the death pool right. Does that make me a level 3 ham berlin wizard? Is there a final form I should be worried about, experienced tard watchers let me know!
 
Just get with the mukbangs fat ass.
You know you aren't in it to lose weight.
Excuses. Blah blah blah.
This bitch is getting harder to tolerate. I've never seen someone come up with so many excuses.
Oh and you overshare? The lies you come up with constantly?
Bish is a broken record.
 
I'm really curious about what life is like in the ham shanty now that the main breadwinner has decided to stop working pretty much. Just picture it, the arguments over wasting money on scented candles, the tension between them all, Ricky's potential breaking point... I'd love to be a fly on the wall.
I don't know exactly how it works but it's been said that January is a bad month for ad revenue for all YTers. We only got 10 videos from her last January, with the final video being the tease for Optavia.
 
So she spend 11 days in bed because of tonsillitis? Most people do not miss work or school because of it. It will be interesting to see what will happen when she get a real serious disease, or even something as mundane as the flu which can make you quite sick.
She seems to like to talk a lot about not talking about her weight loss “journey” that has not quite started yet. As soon as she find something that works for her, she will about it. Till then she will talk about not talking about it.
 
I just can't watch it. BORING! Come on, ALR! You're the gold standard of the DeathFats! Try something new! We shall await your next video with bated breath. :lol:
 
If only one could lose weight just by yapping their mouths,then Amberlynn could have lost more than 89 pounds.
 
I don't need to watch her anymore, it's enough to read forum. After all that's why I'm staying, for the community. She's so boring and nothing changes. She doesn't even gain significantly and because of that she has the audacity to shit at us. Idk though, she would do that anyway.
 
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