i'm afraid to be myself - 06/28/19

[Big Al's Crusty Sty]

OT but does anyone remember the video where she's blatantly covering Twinkie's nails with her hand? I think it was some time around when animal control was called on her.

What about when she bought Twinky & the cat’s new bowls & they were bowls you would buy a German Shepherd or Doberman. No doubt it’s so she can fill the water up & not have to worry about refilling it again for weeks. They probably drink months old water.

 

[Viridian]

god, poor twinkie. this is the only thing that royally makes me mad about this bitch. give me black hat ratings all you want here, but her blatant disinterest in her pets well being sets me off. she has the money to get twink to get her nails trimmed every few weeks, why the hell isn't she doing it? fuck if she wanted to, she could make it an excuse to get some fast food, idgaf, cut her damn nails, hamber.

Honestly I'm right there with you. If Hamberlynn wants to eat herself into an early grave stuffed into a piano box for a coffin, whatever, I'll point and laugh at her transparent laaaahs until the day she drops dead. If Necky wants to play enabutler in exchange for graphic tees and snapbacks, it's just her own life she's ruining for the sake of a loveless, emotionally abusive relationship, I don't care. But those poor animals don't have a choice or an escape from the deathfat purgatory they live in. I wish there was some way they could be rescued.

 

[mekalekahi]

I'm not an animal expert and I have never had a dog but these long nails look painful?

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They have always been nearly curling back into the foot. Normal pet owners will stop by a vet or the big petstores with a grooming salon inside and pay the 10 bucks to clip them regularly. Most dogs that are walked regularly wear them down naturally on concrete but twinko store hasnt been walked since that one video that eric and AL walked around the block 2 years ago. Luckily for her the vein inside the nail hasnt grown too far out so you can cut most of the nail back quite short and relieve Twinkie. She lied a few months back and said her and Becky slowly cut a little off at a time themselves every week.

Ive been in the animal industry for 15 years so twinkies nails literally make me want to die because they would take like 5 minutes to fucking cut and she wont do it

 

[MrsDashx10]

This liar actually mentioned Pillow Mountain about a year ago when she was encouraging people to watch Sarcastic Potato because "she calls my bed Pillow Mountain" and she thought it was funny. A YEAR ago. Does someone know the vlog where she shouted her out? It was after the failed pride debacle IIRC.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

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This moment was the best AL moment of 2019, that face still makes me laugh, her eye goes cockeyed, like what happened?

ETA: This often gets overlooked, but the cats haven't been to a vet since then either with the exception of Rarity and even then it was because people were calling her out for not getting her spayed. Wasabi never gets brushed even though as a long haired cat he definitely needs help during shedding season and throughout the year to keep mats out of his coat. She should not have pets. Giving them fuss is not the same as caring for them.

I feel bad for the cats, they never get any attention. That first clip with Rarity, she acts like she hadn't seen Rarity in a while, she surprised her. Long haired cats have to be brushed otherwise their fur mats really bad and you just have to cut it out.

 

[Guardsman42]

It could be that diabeetus skin darkening thing (negro-whatever-it's-called). It can occur on the elbows.

It's to dark for that. It looks like a wound. But with how fat she is, her arm rolls cast weird shadows.

 

[wommart rat]

They have always been nearly curling back into the foot. Normal pet owners will stop by a vet or the big petstores with a grooming salon inside and pay the 10 bucks to clip them regularly. Most dogs that are walked regularly wear them down naturally on concrete but twinko store hasnt been walked since that one video that eric and AL walked around the block 2 years ago. Luckily for her the vein inside the nail hasnt grown too far out so you can cut most of the nail back quite short and relieve Twinkie. She lied a few months back and said her and Becky slowly cut a little off at a time themselves every week.

Ive been in the animal industry for 15 years so twinkies nails literally make me want to die because they would take like 5 minutes to fucking cut and she wont do it

Twinkie’s mobility issues might be compounded by those nails, paired with the excess weight of course. Long nails can lead to a splayed paw, tendon problems and more. But AL luhvvvvvs her so much so it doesn’t matter.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

"drugs,skydive and porn"

Food is her drug, can you imagine her skydiving?! and somewhere on this vast interwebs there she is, doing feeder porn.

 

[Twinkie]

What about when she bought Twinky & the cat’s new bowls & they were bowls you would buy a German Shepherd or Doberman. No doubt it’s so she can fill the water up & not have to worry about refilling it again for weeks. They probably drink months old water.

Don't you worry boo boo. She throws away all the bowls every month and gets new ones. So there's never more than 30 days' worth of slime accumulated in her pets' water at any one time

 

[Okami Green]

Look at those dainty arms! No wonder she wears cardigans all the time. Gotta keep them stretch marks outta the sun gorl

 

[Billie Ross]

Don't you worry boo boo. She throws away all the bowls every month and gets new ones. So there's never more than 30 days' worth of slime accumulated in her pets' water at any one time

Well... if there's any water in it to create slime... but hey the cats can help themselves at Rickie and Eric's toilet, no reason to worry.

You can see Twinko's nails are even bending to the side due to how long they are, they don't care.
Imagine the cat's litter tray filled up for days under the Kentucky heat.

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

I only watch Narcissistberlynn videos through KickingGeese and was almost tempted to "NOPE" after that painful intro.

The typical Amberlynn paragraph reads like:

I for me me I think for me you guys want to give you guise this content I I I me me I me I know myself that for me this my thing that I me me I I I me me I myself for me what's best for me what has helped me so much me I this is just me being me I I I me me me

.

But I soldiered on, and suddenly

*playing UNO cards intensifies*

 

[Wyzzerd]

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Becky is getting terrifying to look at, if she tips forward too far she will fall over.

 

[angela_mariac]

the nails of that poor dog... how lazy this bitch can be that is not even able to take 5 mins to the vet that dog to cut them or even cheaper put her to run all days for 10 mins and they will be short .


I know this fact was noticed before however is sad to see that not even with the animal control visit she is taking care of her pets...

how fast the other dog moves and the poor twinkie is not even able to turn completely to play with him....

if this tree was still up one month ago is one prove more that eric's video of the pool is recent since he post the video about the tree being plunked by the storm one week ago and the next one was the one were we can see how big amber is... still if we compare her body from this video from the one from eric's.. we can see that if she is not at least on the 620.



I insist poor dog... honestly is not even able to move like a normal dog...

UPDATE

i double check the newspaper website from Monticello KY where Hamber lives and was reported a storm on the 18th of June (eric post about the tree on the 20th) meaning he is uploading on time meaning again that the real hamber at this moment is the one that he posts on his video this week...

Storm damage

Strong winds and rain moved through Wayne County early Monday

www.wcoutlook.com

 

[raritycunt]

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A seamless bend and snap to then impress us with her athletic skills

I love that she put a jump cut when it came to bending back up cause you just KNOW it was hard for her to do in one fell swoop

 

[Chihiro]

has it been pointed out that "fat narc piece* of shit" in the survey is spelled "peace" yet?

We all know there isn't any peace in that household.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Maybe Al shouldn’t be herself, because herself as she is, is terrible. She has a narc personality, can’t she just befriend some health nut in real life and emulate their personality? She’d still be a jerk, but at least she’d be a thinner jerk

 

[むらさき]

In real lahf I'm funny

CWC's random access humor is more comical than anything you could say.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Maybe Al shouldn’t be herself, because herself as she is, is terrible. She has a narc personality, can’t she just befriend some health nut in real life and emulate their personality? She’d still be a jerk, but at least she’d be a thinner jerk

Nice idea, but I don't think it works that way. The healthy person, just by virtue of their existence, would fail to validate AL's narcissistic delusions. Plus, if said healthy person ever contradicted Dieticianlynn on "what works for her," there'd be a blowup like no other.

 

[FrecklesMcGee]

What about when she bought Twinky & the cat’s new bowls & they were bowls you would buy a German Shepherd or Doberman. No doubt it’s so she can fill the water up & not have to worry about refilling it again for weeks. They probably drink months old water.

Has anyone attempted to contact Animal Control on her again? I never thought of this and I'm seriously concerned.