LGBT ILoveKimPossibleAlot - chris's new waifu

[JTRH-NBR]

Are there any new developments on this"saga"?

After getting called 'bae' by a member of the opposite (allegedly) sex Chris retreated to his bedroom where he reanacted his ideal future relationship with Kim on his yet unwashed dakimakura then furiously rendered another freezer shelf full.

 

[GV 998]

So... Will this one end up joining Kiwi Farms too?

 

[Hui]

BP hopes so...

 

[Subconcious Offense]

So... Will this one end up joining Kiwi Farms too?

She will definitely at least be lurking. Even if she means to exploit him, she still won't get more complete updates of Chris than here.

 

[Mogambo]

It would be hard, because he did fuck a prostitute as a Troon. Granted, he paid for it and she was drugged, but she took his damn dirty virginity.

Actually I don't think he was a tranny at that point, I think that whole nonsense came later. I do think Chris losing his virginity was the end of an era and it made a lot of the stuff that came after it that much sadder though. I mean really some of the best content came from Chris' virgin with rage period. I'm sure he'd still be ranting about it even now if someone hadn't helped him get laid.

 

[Rupin]

Actually I don't think he was a tranny at that point, I think that whole nonsense came later. I do think Chris losing his virginity was the end of an era and it made a lot of the stuff that came after it that much sadder though. I mean really some of the best content came from Chris' virgin with rage period. I'm sure he'd still be ranting about it even now if someone hadn't helped him get laid.

Yea he wasn't trooned out just yet. He was still growing his hair and going through that tomgirl stage.

 

[Staffy]

This new galpal doesn't even look that good

 

[IV 445]

This new galpal doesn't even look that good

I can't tell if that's acne on her face or something untreatable

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Guys what if she doesn't have a big jaw but a small skull, AKA microcephaly?

 

[GV 998]

She will definitely at least be lurking. Even if she means to exploit him, she still won't get more complete updates of Chris than here.

Aside from money, which Chris has very little of, Chris is about as useful as fool's gold.

Except realistically, no one would be fooled into thinking Chris has anything of value to offer

 

[zap2theextreme]

Aside from money, which Chris has very little of, Chris is about as useful as fool's gold.

Except realistically, no one would be fooled into thinking Chris has anything of value to offer

The gaggle of weens that follow him around on twitter have tons of negative attention to offer which is ambrosia to people like Kim

 

[Marvin]

I honestly don't know how attached he is to the tranny persona, but it's been a lot less funny than classic Chris Chan. I fully believe he would drop it if he ever figured out it isn't going to help him find a woman, though it would take a lot of effort to convince him. Just my two cents.

The tranny shit is deep running in Chris. Chris has serious emotional problems and he's found relief from them in his tranny bullshit.

As far as he's concerned, he is a woman. He'd merely be pretending to be a man if he was coerced into it, and we all know how terrible Chris is at maintaining a ruse. Within two weeks, he'd be growing his hair out again and then trying to insert tranny shenanigans into the bedroom. He'd make excuses about how it's OK for a man to do X, Y and Z, and before you know it, he'd stop pretending at all.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

The tranny shit is deep running in Chris. Chris has serious emotional problems and he's found relief from them in his tranny bullshit.

As far as he's concerned, he is a woman. He'd merely be pretending to be a man if he was coerced into it, and we all know how terrible Chris is at maintaining a ruse. Within two weeks, he'd be growing his hair out again and then trying to insert tranny shenanigans into the bedroom. He'd make excuses about how it's OK for a man to do X, Y and Z, and before you know it, he'd stop pretending at all.

This won't be a fun post to write, but even though Chris still shows signs of the Chris we were all fans of, His mental problems far out weigh the naivety and autism he had back then. I do not believe he has true trans tendencies, but he has always struggled with his own masculinity, sexuality, and fitting in with other men. This was mostly do to his upbringing and autism, and even though he was always fairly critical of men in general, this likely stemmed from his own insecurities and personal shortcomings. He was an overweight, socially awkward kid who was only babied by other girls out of pity. The only "real" friends he ever had were women, and the people who primarily trolled him were men. His mental state has been completely fucked by all these factors.
He has no self individuality, and a completely warped sense when it comes to gender security. He is just desperately searching for a way to belong, and this is the closest thing he has ever found, and even that is failing him. It really is sad that a few really really cruel and bad eggs ruined the internet for him, when there were people that genuinely found him fascinating, and if he was able to embrace the good with the bad, and could've seriously made a healthy living with his popularity.

 

[Marvin]

This was mostly do to his upbringing and autism, and even though he was always fairly critical of men in general, this likely stemmed from his own insecurities and personal shortcomings. He was an overweight, socially awkward kid who was only babied by other girls out of pity.

I think you're reading a bit much into things. I don't think Chris has the insecurities normal people would naturally stereotype him as having. Insecurities that he, by all rights, should be having.

I think people underestimate the obliviousness Chris is capable of. Remember the kids throwing pennies at him? Went completely over his head. Remember the kids shouting "sonic is dead!"? He broke down and chimped at that.

I think people are always looking for some evidence that Chris is faking it, or that he's not as dumb as he acts. A little glimmer of recognition in him that he's not completely fucked in the head. But throughout the years, evidence of that has been scant.

He is just desperately searching for a way to belong, and this is the closest thing he has ever found, and even that is failing him.

What makes you think it's failing him? Are you saying it's failing his personal goals?

 

[Wraith]

We need a public safety announcement about this. When Chris approaches you on social media, just play dead. Don't run or he will pursue. And for the love of god, don't be nice to him.

Two female voice actors (or content creators) are taking a nature walk in the woods. They encounter Colossal Chris-Chan-Sailor-Pure-Pony-Unicorn-Psychic-Moon Unit-[Insert Deus Ex Machinas for the future here] in the woods rubbing his unclit against a tree when he sees them. Immediately the first female VA starts removing her hiking boots and putting on running shoes. The second VA asks, "Why are you putting on running shoes?! You can't outrun Chris when he's in pony mode!" The first VA responds, "I don't have to outrun Chris, I only have to outrun you!"

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I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that.

Their unfortunate facial structures are made for each other.

Why did I suddenly think of Linkara and Iron Liz?

I find it interesting that Chris has essentially gone back to trying to find a sweetheart online and clearly since in his head the last time was so successful or something he now seems to believe that he is special enough to attract celebrities.

It was obvious already but we now know exactly why Chris tweets this nonsense and it's to try to cultivate a friendship that will evolve into something more. His ego is only getting more and more inflated instead of going the other way.

Ego? I agree totally, but for some reason I also think it's a little bit of that naive childishness of "I did this well now, maybe I can do better! I'm becoming a more likeable person! Yay me!"

• sheeeeeeyt
• daaaaaaaaaamn son
• ni33a please
• fuck ni33az
• chuck up a duce
• I gets mines
• Im a strong independent black woman that don't need no man

It could go on and on.

You could always go like Daryl did on The Office and have Chris taught fake black slang.

 

[Sorbet]

This new galpal doesn't even look that good

Chris doesn't care, China is China

Spoiler: sorry

KP will regret someday call him "bae"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What makes you think it's failing him? Are you saying it's failing his personal goals?

Technically it is, but Chris won't ever believe that until the writing is on the wall. Chris may believe that he transitioned into a setsy and socially acceptable woman, but, eventually something will come along and burst his bubble...it always does because Chris is intent on pushing the boundaries of reality.
As far as the woman thing goes, he's a fan boy gone too far. He's like some retarded man who is a Patriot's fanatic, who genuinely believes he's part of the team.

I see Chris as a pathological copycat, plain and simple. It's eating away at any glimmer of an authentic personality if he had one to begin with.

 

[Marvin]

Technically it is, but Chris won't ever believe that until the writing is on the wall. Chris may believe that he transitioned into a setsy and socially acceptable woman, but, eventually something will come along and burst his bubble...it always does because Chris is intent on pushing the boundaries of reality.
As far as the woman thing goes, he's a fan boy gone too far. He's like some exceptional man who is a Patriot's fanatic, who genuinely believes he's part of the team.

I see Chris as a pathological copycat, plain and simple. It's eating away at any glimmer of an authentic personality if he had one to begin with.

There are two ways (maybe more) that it could be failing him: from an adult perspective in helping him become a respectable member of society, or just for Chris' own childish concerns.

It certainly won't help him from an adult perspective.

But from Chris' childish perspective? That depends on Chris having some self awareness and feeling some sort of shame at looking like a greasy fatass. But Chris has perception problems. I don't think there's anything that'll outright burst his bubble.

The most awareness I think we can expect from him is slowly losing hope over the course of a decade or two. And even then I think that's kind of unlikely. He'll probably just keep on going to his pogeyman card games and gay events, always hoping for his galpal to come along. As long as he's not suicidal, I can see him just puttering on indefinitely.

Or, though, I guess if someone tries to e-girlfriend him some more, maybe that'll dampen his mood enough.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Yeah I don't think Chris has the mental faculties to properly existentially despair. His brain seems to have a reset button once its had enough. That doesn't mean he's an eternal optimist. Just the opposite. He's an eternal glutton for punishment. And he honestly hasn't come close to facing the emotional consequences that are about to go down in his life. If anything, that's a blessing for him. If he can carve out a sliver of happiness like Bronicon, Godbear bless, because those are going to be the memories he clings to tighter than high school in the next few years. Once BarbDeath occurs, it's over. He's toast. Whether that's jail or legitimate crippling depression, he's not coming back from that the same man/girl/child.

 

[Power Armor]

• sheeeeeeyt
• daaaaaaaaaamn son
• ni33a please
• fuck ni33az
• chuck up a duce
• I gets mines
• Im a strong independent black woman that don't need no man

It could go on and on.

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