ILJ Subforum descriptive text - What should it be?

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Bubble Ba'ath

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I admit it bothers me that on the home page the ILJ subforum stands out with the other individually prominent lolcows for not having 1-2 sentences under it describing the star pupil of Texas Tech.

What should that text be? How can you some up such a special individual in a one or two line description? Perhaps we can come to consensus.
 
Isabella Loretta Janke is a product of glowniggers, and is better known as 'the greatest troll on history'. She has btfo'd several hamsters, a dog and an incestuous sperg in his late thirties. Also has a problem with fungus.
 
I brought this up long ago in the summary thread. It does feel incomplete without a title.

I would trollingly put "Sonichu comic 10, Final Battle, Isabella-chu vs. Christine 'Ricardo' Weston Sonichu Chandler".
 
I kind of like the idea of no caption, almost as if it is an unspeakable evil at hand compared to other cows. There’s silly and eccentric characters like all the cows we cover here, but then there is just Bella. ONLY BELLA. She is a completely fucked "human" being with a continually unraveling list of escapades and horrors. Her and her evil doings are unspeakable, and I believe a lack of description implies this.
 
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Bioluminescent fungi responsible for taking Chris-chan on a psychedelic trip to prison.
 
Isabella Loretta Janke
The Fungal Jungle of Texas Tech. Incest fetishist, animal abuser, non-white white supremacist, set a new low for sick fuckery. Leader of a cult of depraved zoomer edgelords. The End of Christory,

Edit: if what @somecryptoneet is true, 'The End of Christory' might be the best bet.
 
I assume it's missing because Null doesn't want to comment on ILJ to avoid the potential of a lawsuit. Section 230 probably doesn't protect against the descriptions, because they're a apart of the website.
I assume this as well. And Null doesn't really like talking about this board so it's not worth asking tbh.
 
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