❄️ Snowflake iJustine

[Saney]

Funny, I actually went to middle school with Jenna.

...Seriously?

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Funny, I actually went to middle school with Jenna.

...Seriously?

Yeah, I only found out about her sister's Internet fame a few years ago though.

 

[Saney]

Funny, I actually went to middle school with Jenna.

...Seriously?

Yeah, I only found out about her sister's Internet fame a few years ago though.

Huh...So, what's she like? Is she as obnoxious in real life?

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

^ I dunno. I haven't seen her in a long time.

 

[Saney]

Damn. Oh well, I'll assume that she is.

 

[Screaming Llama]

HONOUR ROLL MY ASS.

It's entirely possible she fellated her way onto that roll. Just sayin'. Either that or her school administrators are of the exceptionally moronic variety.

That's why she's famous: she's a pretty blonde white girl (which, to be fair, is more than what Paris Hilton has going for her) who is brainless enough to not threaten the egos of self-absorbed douchebags.

EDIT: I'm surprised Apple hasn't C&D'd her ass yet for encroaching on their iTrademark. Maybe they're letting her have it because she's inadvertently telling the world "iBelong to Apple". Or maybe she's an iCarly fan?

 

[Saney]

HONOUR ROLL MY ASS.

It's entirely possible she fellated her way onto that roll. Just sayin'. Either that or her school administrators are of the exceptionally moronic variety.

That's why she's famous: she's a pretty blonde white girl (which, to be fair, is more than what Paris Hilton has going for her) who is brainless enough to not threaten the egos of self-absorbed douchebags.

EDIT: I'm surprised Apple hasn't C&D'd her ass yet for encroaching on their iTrademark. Maybe they're letting her have it because she's inadvertently telling the world "iBelong to Apple". Or maybe she's an iCarly fan?

That seems to be a pretty spot on description to me.

Justine is one of the few women video game players as she has a gaming channel devoted to it.

From her IMDB bio. It's painfully obvious when she writes these things herself, her ego shows.

 

[Screaming Llama]

Honestly, that Portal 2 LP was painful to watch. I sat there and watched her struggle with the second puzzle for what felt like HOURS, yelling at the screen (which I very rarely do) "OMG YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH".

Although if somepony handed her a record contract and sheet of lyrics, she'd probably make a decent poptart; she sings to herself during some of the LP segments and her voice isn't too bad. If Justin Bieber, Canada's biggest embarrassment, can get gigs with Ludacris, iJustine should have no problem.

 

[trip2themoon]

Honestly, that Portal 2 LP was painful to watch. I sat there and watched her struggle with the second puzzle for what felt like HOURS, yelling at the screen (which I very rarely do) "OMG YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH".

Although if somepony handed her a record contract and sheet of lyrics, she'd probably make a decent poptart; she sings to herself during some of the LP segments and her voice isn't too bad. If Justin Bieber, Canada's biggest embarrassment, can get gigs with Ludacris, iJustine should have no problem.

Thankfully that bitch is too old. 28 is well past it. Record producers want cute Miley Cyrus types not old cows fast approaching 30. Ha ha Justine, you're too old to do anything other than make bland videos...

 

[Saney]

Unfortunatley, she also has an acting career. I'm honestly not sure how, but she does. There is no justice in the world.

 

[Bugaboo]

Unfortunatley, she also has an acting career. I'm honestly not sure how, but she does. There is no justice in the world.

So does the guy who plays Fred on Youtube

 

[Saney]

Unfortunatley, she also has an acting career. I'm honestly not sure how, but she does. There is no justice in the world.

So does the guy who plays Fred on Youtube

Why? Please tell me, what's do damn funny about a spastic little creep shouting non-sequiturs? Are people actually entertained by that? Why does Nickelodeon have such a hard on for that kid?

 

[Bugaboo]

Unfortunatley, she also has an acting career. I'm honestly not sure how, but she does. There is no justice in the world.

So does the guy who plays Fred on Youtube

Why? Please tell me, what's do damn funny about a spastic little creep shouting non-sequiturs? Are people actually entertained by that? Why does Nickelodeon have such a hard on for that kid?

All the stupid children love him. Hell, he even got a movie.

 

[Saney]

All the stupid children love him. Hell, he even got a movie.

He has three movies actually. God knows why, since they're doing so badly that Nick is haemorrhaging money. Seriously, why keep doing that? It makes no sense!

 

[spaps]

All the stupid children love him. Hell, he even got a movie.

He has three movies actually. God knows why, since they're doing so badly that Nick is haemorrhaging money. Seriously, why keep doing that? It makes no sense!

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Hell, didn't he get like, two shows and a guest starring on an iCarly episode? WHY THE FUCK DO KIDS LOVE THIS LITTLE SHIT?

 

[Bugaboo]

All the stupid children love him. Hell, he even got a movie.

He has three movies actually. God knows why, since they're doing so badly that Nick is haemorrhaging money. Seriously, why keep doing that? It makes no sense!

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Hell, didn't he get like, two shows and a guest starring on an iCarly episode? WHY THE FUCK DO KIDS LOVE THIS LITTLE SHIT?

Because kids are stupid and have not yet developed a sense of humor so they think a guy with a squeaky voice screaming is comedy gold.

 

[Saney]

All the stupid children love him. Hell, he even got a movie.

He has three movies actually. God knows why, since they're doing so badly that Nick is haemorrhaging money. Seriously, why keep doing that? It makes no sense!

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Hell, didn't he get like, two shows and a guest starring on an iCarly episode? WHY THE FUCK DO KIDS LOVE THIS LITTLE SHIT?

Yep, that's about right. Kids are stupid, that is my answer to that. Really. Fucking. Stupid.

 

[Screaming Llama]

Thankfully that bitch is too old. 28 is well past it. Record producers want cute Miley Cyrus types not old cows fast approaching 30. Ha ha Justine, you're too old to do anything other than make bland videos...

OH GOD SHE'S MY AGE

 

[Saney]

Thankfully that bitch is too old. 28 is well past it. Record producers want cute Miley Cyrus types not old cows fast approaching 30. Ha ha Justine, you're too old to do anything other than make bland videos...

OH GOD SHE'S MY AGE

Are you secretly iJustine?
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Maybe this is just me overreacting, but I really hate planking. It takes attention whoring to extremes and it's obnoxious as shit. And as harsh as it is, I have absolutely no sympathy for anyone who hurts themselves doing it.

 

[spaps]

Thankfully that bitch is too old. 28 is well past it. Record producers want cute Miley Cyrus types not old cows fast approaching 30. Ha ha Justine, you're too old to do anything other than make bland videos...

OH GOD SHE'S MY AGE

Are you secretly iJustine?
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Maybe this is just me overreacting, but I really hate planking. It takes attention whoring to extremes and it's obnoxious as shit. And as harsh as it is, I have absolutely no sympathy for anyone who hurts themselves doing it.

People still plank?