If you owned the world - Tell me what you’d do.

[Sun Bear]

If you were the sole ruler of Earth, tell me how you’d run it. What policies are you going to enact first? How are you going to treat your subjects? What are you going to do to dissenters?

 

[Jester Who Didn't Laugh]

Eliminating all Sun Bears/Helarctos malayanus. Just for funnies.

 

[harbringer883]

Return it to the white race.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Sell it.

And then I'll use all that money to become Invisible.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

I would tell every desert tribe their religion was the one true one.

 

[souschef]

Eject all humanity from the atmosphere

Earth is MINE, all MINE

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

consolidate all resources into building a space elevator and then yeeting my enemies into the sun

i'd also yeet silly things into the sun ever so often to keep everyone happy.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Eject all humanity from the atmosphere

What about making this world a thunkful world?

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[souschef]

What about making this world a thunkful world?

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Ok, i'll eject from my property only the non-thunkers

 

[Ryo Ma]

I'd fix everything then spend the rest of my days in a permanent drug fueled supermodel orgy.

 

[Otterly]

How many neutron bombs do I have?

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Preeesident...

0:24

 

[MrTroll]

I'd force Hall and Oates to not only get back together but to become friends too. They'd be required to have play dates at least 3 times a week, attend each other's birthday parties, and play Minecraft and Roblox with each other.

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

Give it to Morrissey, with the condition that I get it back if he does anything super gay with it.

 

[Humble Architect]

Depends on the nature of my absolute power, if I’m god or have nukes then we’re doing a reset. If I have built-in power then I’m gonna make more like me but not as tough to prevent a coup but make the work easier.

Whole civilization gets a thumbs down and rebuilt. No more left or right, only up, anyone in the way of acension dies. I’d roll out new ideology making “superhuman” a state of mind/dogma rather than a genetic species.

Superhuman values

• Assertiveness
• Excellence
• Visibility
• Responsibility
• Intervention over tolerance

Genophage the reduntant races, everyone in the old power structure crucified publicly, weak and infirm euthanized and we get back on track in a freshly healed society.

Eject all humanity from the atmosphere

Earth is MINE, all MINE

Based Larfleeze, I’m leaning more Red Son Luthor.

 

[Skitarii]

Kill everyone I don't like

 

[The Last Stand]

Have landmarks of Golden Age actresses in their respective hometowns. Vandalism would be met with severe consequences, including but not limited to: prison time, written restitution, death penalty.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I think I'd join a bowling league.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

No fat chicks.

 

[Mouthwash Enema]

Kill all communists, pedophiles, zionists, muslims, illegals, and jeets. Deport all African Americans besides a select few to Africa, then block off all access to Africa for 100 years. Then I don't know, probably figure out how to start building space colonies or something.