If you got paid to be a lolcow, would you do it?

[Super Mario Brothers]

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[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

yeah and I'm still waiting for my damn paycheck

 

[We Are The Witches]

Then I would be a fake lolcow, pretending to be one for money means you're probably not.

It would depend on the amount of money, on the type of activity I'd have to do, on the amount of personal info I'd have to relinquish, and on whether I find it entertaining/interesting or not.

 

[meager]

If being a massive faggot online is all that’s necessary, I’m all for it.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Unless I'm shit posting I keep my head down and my mouth shut. I'd be a boring cow but for money, I'll do it.

 

[meager]

Actually, what is your pay based on? Do you get more money if your thread is very active? Or if you get slop documentaries made about you? That might give better reason to try to be entertaining.

 

[SADVILLAIN]

Yes
no questions asked

 

[Nutty_Professor_Enjoyer]

This is a hard question.

How much money we talking? if it's a million dollars then I'll try my best to be a funny ass lol-cow but if it's little money then I'll probably be a boring cow...

 

[W00K #17]

Some people even do it for free

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Actually, what is your pay based on? Do you get more money if your thread is very active? Or if you get slop documentaries made about you? That might give better reason to try to be entertaining.

Yes

 

[Boldizar]

BBL