If you could murder one kiwi, who would it be and why?

[Lurkman]

In opposite of the discussion, I'd stop @Harambe from being killed. He seems like a fairly cool gorilla.

 

[Bugaboo]

I'd murder @LordKaT and absorb his powers

 

[NQ 952]

I'd murder @LordKaT and absorb his powers

My powers? What powers? That's way overly optimistic of you.

I'd kill @lolwut and use his skin as a dress.

 

[lolwut]

I've thought about it and I can't think of anyone. ^^ You're pleasant and I've learned a lot here, even from people I sometimes don't agree with.

I'd kill you based on that sentiment alone, tbh fam.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Would I get my own thread for it?

 

[WW 635]

I'd kill @CatParty for telling me not to tag him

 

[CatParty]

I'd kill @CatParty for telling me not to tag him

Nah it's cool

 

[WW 635]

Nah it's cool

I'd kill one farmer of @CatParty's choosing

 

[cypocryphy]

I should really kill @entropyseekswork before she can rape me.

 

[Zarkov]

@Alan Pardew because his/her threads are shit.

 

[女鬼]

@Super Collie because die furries

 

[Male Idiot]

@Pepsi-Cola or @Techpriest for not completing their promises of humiliation if Trump won

I would not want him dead, but I would sure stuff his face full with a certain hat that deserves a better resting place.

 

[Super Collie]

@Super Collie because die furries

fite me irl faget

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

@Brandobaris

 

[Feline Darkmage]

@Brandobaris

Seconding, he already knows too much of our Goon plans.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

I'd shank he fuck out of my other personality. Would it really be considered killing yourself?

 

[Somar]

@MiloWuCollusion

 

[PostRegretStressDisorder]

@Uncanny Valley

she wont put out wtf

 

[BILLY MAYS]

@Null

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

1: Kill @Bitch I Might Be
2: Say it was Null, Dyn, or literally any mod.
3: They will never catch me.