If you could make one anime character real, which one would it be?

[Lithuophile]

 

[Shig O'nella]

The whiny shit from fullmetal alchemist so I can kick his teeth in.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

The detective's wife from Paranoia Agent because she was the one who successfully pushed back against all the victimhood and mass induced media psychosis that was the primary theme of that show (and of our lives, currently).

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Farfetch'd

 

[Super Shiro]

Super Mario

 

[Linkara]

The green m&m

 

[Catler]

Sonic, purely so I could see how the autists of the world like Chrischan would react.

 

[realitysurf]

The one that is the most racist

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Monkey D. Luffy
He seem like really cool dude who likes to have fun when he isn't getting all serious about kicking people's heads in. Plus he is the kind of dude who if I said, "Their are pirates in Somalia," would immediately head there only to discover that they are a bunch of murderous rapists, and then commit TND on the entire horn of Africa.
YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

No. Just no

 

[BikeLock]

Imagine not saying "Gundams".

Gib giant robot suits plz.

 

[Pissmaster]

whichever one has the BIGGEST titties

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

I don't care what you guys say. I can save her.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Ryuk if he has a functional Death Note. Otherwise Bulma, I'd have her build me a time machine and stuff.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Naruto, or Gon, love me some Shonen protags simple as.

 

[Bone Santa]

Mickey Mouse

 

[Dysnomia]

Soundwave. Over 9000x more pimp than Starscream could ever hope to be.