If you could forever replace your feces with any object or substance what would it be?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

You are not allowed to sell or trade it and keep in mind you have to physically shit it out. I would choose to shit out Nintendo switches personally

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

After reading this I want to shit out anthrax.

 

[PFM]

Stock tips

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Gasoline

 

[Nick Gars]

After reading this I want to shit out anthrax.

Now I want the ability to shit Fentanyl, and obviously an immunity to it since I shit it out. The amount of problems that could be solved in this country simply by shitting lethal amounts of fent on stuff the right people own is unreal.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I wanna shit fentanyl too but I don't want immunity, I want Best in Slot absorption and genetically enhanced rushes 24/7

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Pizza and become the Pizzoboros.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Napalm

 

[Gog & Magog]

Gold pellets. I'd give them away and crash the global gold market. Eventually end up with a target on my behind by Big Gold but that wouldn't matter to me one bit because I'd forever be remembered as the man who shat gold.

 

[Unremarkable Anus Lover]

Steaks, I'd never have to pay for food again. And that way, they couldn't make me eat the bugs.

 

[Rozzy]

Gasoline, would never have to pay for fuel again.

 

[Monolith]

Armed W88 nuclear warheads.

 

[JesusChristDenton]

i want to shit out sulfuric acid because i want to turn my toilet into the spaceship floor in alien

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Precious tritium.

 

[keytar]

LSD. Painless to shit out and since it absorbs easily through mucus membranes I would forever be on a higher plane of existence than everyone else.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Toilets.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

If you were already an E-girl, shitting out anything from cupcakes to anal beads would make you serious bank on OF. Hell, if you shit out three-foot double dildoes once a day, Evil Angel would probably hire you on an exclusive contract.

As I'm not an E-girl or wannabe pornstar, I'd go for perfectly round, marble-sized flawless quality raw gemstones. I could be both rich or destroy the diamond market, depending on my mood. And I figure that would be less painful than my usual BMs anyway.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Spoiler: Serious Putty

Known as C4

 

[Twinkletard]

coleslaw

 

[JethroTullamore]

Lube.