If you can become a grifter, which side will you grift? and why?

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

Feel free to include a scenario on how your grift will play out

 

[mario if smoke weed]

If I had no desire to retain dignity and self-respect I'd grift the shit out of the left as long as they were in power. I'd fake being mentally diseased trans and lie about being the most oppressed person in the room so that everyone donated to my Patreon and make the wildest of claims in favor of the griftees and cash in those libtard bux. Maybe I can become Secretary for Health?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Sell a vitamin supplement that cures carbonation grimace