If this site was a physical place in your mind, what would it be?

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The Kiwi Domain Expansion for me would take the form of the old cafeteria from my high school days.

Each table a roaring hearth of discussion and civil philosophy. Like Greek scholars, everyone is mass debating while in the very corner of the room the DSP threads are the retards screaming and violently shitting themselves.
 
a combination of two places
1) an american illegal bar during prohibition, run by shady criminals, constantly on the lookout for cops
2) a munich beer hall in the 1920s where hitlers boys get drunk and rant about the jews give deep, insightful speeches about society and politics every evening
 
It’d be a big old rambling building. The sort where bits have been added over the years and it’s a mishmash of architectural styles.
Several rooms are filled with books, there’s an anarchist cafe that does surprisingly good food downstairs, a decent garden with tables to sit at and chat, and a pub next door that does very good lock-ins. The plumbing can be precarious and sometimes there needs to be a whip-round round for the rent, but it always works out somehow.
 
Picture a small, quaint downtown where you can stand smack dab in the middle and see the whole of the place. There's just the right amount of little shops and establishments where everyone can go to find their niche, have a chat, and enjoy the space. There's a lovely little library to learn in, the big field for when an event is held, and even a small community center where the jannies hang out on-call to help manage the town miscreants. Speaking of, in the middle of the main drag there's the sound of screeching voices. It's the towns resident spergs, at it once again with their 'tardation and shitflinging.

But that's okay. I'm having my coffee up on the cafe's second floor patio where I can laugh at the shitflinging out of range of the sitlobbing.

Kiwiville is a nice place to be, really. The spergs keep my property tax very reasonable!
 
I always liked to imagine it as a large zoo, which is sectioned off into various themes similar to how an IRL zoo would have an African section, or a South America section. Whenever a new Feature is posted, that's the zoo keepers announcing a new act that an animal will be performing. Sometimes, one of the park goers will fall into an exhibit and rather than be saved, they're usually just kicked from the zoo or added to the exhibit as a new animal. Throwing peanuts at the animals is discouraged and climbing into the exhibit on purpose is a quick way to get banned from the zoo.
 
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That seedy theater in the old part of downtown that plays mostly dark comedies, mockumentaries, and the occasional snuff film.
 
The Fraternal Association of Kiwis is a stone building with no windows on a side street. You must have driven past it a hundred times without paying it any mind before someone said you'd like it. Inside, there's a framed painting of L'Jarius Sneed behind the well-stocked bar, and the chalkboard tells you the day's drink special (for the Trans Day of Visibility, it was Maker's Mark, Godiva, and sweet vermouth - better known as a Hangman's Noose). Today a group of lawyers are standing around the fireplace doing impressions of a habitual vexatious litigant ("And when I win I'll buy my own bwothel!"), some young guys are chatting in rapid-fire Zoomer slang that might as well be a foreign language - you can't tell if they're comparing workouts or talking about video games - and a woman in a Ravenclaw T-shirt is cautiously petting the club cat, Nigger-Man.
 
Big, awful playground made up of patchwork asphalt; varying hues of grey depending on when a user was last killed and they had to cover up the blood. Instead of basketball or footy markings in that awful boiling yellow paint, faintly occult symbols. Red brick buildings surround, none with entrances, only windows whose textures never load.

And rotten, dickhead kids, gossiping everywhere. It's great.
 
Outside the back door into the kitchen of the banquet hall I used to work at. The whole staff would go out there a half dozen times a night to toke and talk shit and make one another laugh. Just a whole business worth of people saying fuck it and going out into the night air to light up and shitpost irl

Those were probably some of the best nights of my life and I had no idea at the time, so I try to enjoy my fun time on the Internet here as much as I can

ETA: fucking good topic for general bs, op, I needed that thought exercise, fanks v much
 
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