If I get Covid, what should I name it?

[wry wrangler]

Do you have to take Covid for a walk every day? Or is just every other day fine?

 

[What the shit]

Name it Fauci. I've been hearing his name all the time with this covid fella.

 

[IKOL]

Scrappy-Doo

 

[Just A Butt]

Jarmolade

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Yaniv

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Jar Jar Binks

 

[Twinkletard]

Be like HP Lovecraft and name it nigger.

 

[Just A Butt]

Be like HP Lovecraft and name it nigger.

Um actually, it's Nigger-Man

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Coofenstein

 

[Shig O'nella]

Al

 

[King Fructose]

covey

 

[KittyGremlin]

obama

 

[IKOL]

Alf Corone.

 

[Larkin N Likin]

Covfefe

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I named my Covid Mike Hunt. I have to be careful saying her name too fast when in public.

 

[Pissmaster]

Derek

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

First you need to make sure you have a covid by using an at-home pregnancy test. If positive, be sure to alert your family about the surprise.

 

[Cats]

wry wrangler