If I did a halloween prank.

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

If I did a halloween prank where I made chocolate covered onions and pickles wrapped them up, then put them in a bowl of chocolate candies. Then lets say hypothetically I put it outside for trick or treaters grab for free anytime they walk up to my porch.
What are the chances people would vandalize my house when they realized they ate a chocolate covered pickle.
I mean surely the fat fucks would understand the warning label "You consent to being tricked if you grab a piece of chocolate from the bowl."

 

[Neodanthril]

Here's a better prank: just shoot anyone that moves

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Here's a better prank: just shoot anyone that moves

 

[One Angry Computer]

Besides schizophrenic shootouts, a nice Halloween prank is to bury a fake but realistic skeleton in your backyard, loudly and casually for your neighbors to see. And if someone asks you what are you doing, you smile and point to the skeleton; "he asked the same thing."