If global warming is real why is it so cold in my house?

[Postal_Rat]

And why do I never see the polar bears shaving

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Speak for yourself. I'm melting here.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

If global warming is real, why is everyone scared for the coming winter?

 

[Postal_Rat]

Speak for yourself. I'm melting here.

Sounds like Chinese propaganda to me

 

[A Gay Retard]

polar bears have low birth rates now bc global warming is making their dick bones weak and they break their dicks and can't mate

I wish I was joking

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

That bitch Thunberg has promised me a tropical paradise with bananas, coconuts, cocktails and sun tanning, and yet it still gets down to -20, even -30 sometimes during the winter.
What a bitch, getting my hopes up.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There's been propaganda about global warming since the 70's and "elites" keep buying beachfront properties.

I'm sure we'll be flooded and suffering in 150 degree weather any day now, which is why rich activists totally stopped using private jets constantly since they really wanna do their part, y'know.

 

[Solid Snek]

Global Warming is outdated language. The Science People believe in Climate Change.

Was your house always cold? If not, you experienced Climate Change.

Other climate changes to watch out for: rooms getting dark. Getting light. Getting warmer. Noises that weren't there before. TVs and appliances turning on. New objects in your fridge ecosystem, old objects disappearing or being consumed. Dirt and dust accumulating in places that weren't dirty before. Doors opening. Strange new people stomping around, possibly driven indoors by outside climatic factors.

Climate Change is all around you. Good luck!

 

[WolfeTone]

Because you're a cool dude 8)

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

This year is la nina so it is particularly hot (and will be very cold in winter) and zoomers don't know the el nino and la nina system.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

The Dust Bowl sends its regards.

 

[ICametoLurk]

This year is la nina so it is particularly hot (and will be very cold in winter) and zoomers don't know the el nino and la nina system.

Stop speaking Mexican

THIS IS AMERICA!

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Because your home got air-conditioning

 

[draggs]

Stop speaking Mexican

THIS IS AMERICA!

I caint undertstend him

He should go bek where he came frum

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

This year is la nina so it is particularly hot (and will be very cold in winter) and zoomers don't know the el nino and la nina system.

I had actually forgotten about those. Color me a retard.

 

[Solid Snek]

This year is la nina so it is particularly hot (and will be very cold in winter) and zoomers don't know the el nino and la nina system.

I had actually forgotten about those. Color me a retard.

Don't feel bad, it's a boomer meme.

Unless you have an AOL account or check Usenet, you likely won't remember them.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Please dab on Euros for me.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Global Warming is outdated language. The Science People believe in Climate Change.

Was your house always cold? If not, you experienced Climate Change.

Other climate changes to watch out for: rooms getting dark. Getting light. Getting warmer. Noises that weren't there before. TVs and appliances turning on. New objects in your fridge ecosystem, old objects disappearing or being consumed. Dirt and dust accumulating in places that weren't dirty before. Doors opening. Strange new people stomping around, possibly driven indoors by outside climatic factors.

Climate Change is all around you. Good luck!

It sounds like your describing my room mate I alway knew that bastard was up to no good will I get a medal for ending him?

 

[Solid Snek]

It sounds like your describing my room mate I alway knew that bastard was up to no good will I get a medal for ending him?

Yes! Your roommate produces CO2, a known Climate Change gas, each and every time he breathes.

He is responsible.

Do what you need to do, before it is too late.