If Chris died, what would happen to Kiwifarms?

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Nothing, we'd still talk about other lolcows and maybe keep the subforum about Chris open.

Now if this was still exclusively about Chris, then it might need a major overhaul. But nowadays? Not so much.
 
I think it would be like the commander. He's like santa, you want to believe, and you wish was still around for entertainment.

:jace:
 
We'll have field agent reports from his funeral to look forward to then and threads where people are taking selfies in front of Chris's tombstone (his epitaph - "he zapped to the extreme").
 
Serious question:
How do you think the funeral home will dress Chris for his funeral?
In grandma clothes, Sonichu medallion, and with Joker Green hair. Not that it will matter, Lego will not only be the casket, but cover all but his face.
 
It really wouldn't affect me. At the very most I would lament the loss of new Chris content, but it's not like we are getting a shit ton of that right now. Aside from the occasional video of Chris begging for money and his Autistic musings on life, Chris doesn't do anything. He's boring.

What will happen when Chris dies? I'll click on a thread about some other lolcow to pass the time on my lunch break at work. And, hey, anything that saves taxpayers some money is a good thing, right? See? There's a bright side to everything.
 
I would genuinely be sad if they didn't at least bury Chris wearing his Sonichu medallion.
At least if he dies in the next inevitable house fire, he'll forever be joined with it.
 
I'm assuming Barb is going to die first. Assuming she isn't already dead.

Is Null going to have to claim Chris's body? You know Cole won't.
Nah, Clyde Cash will come out of retirement for that. Brian bash will still invite hookers. Old Narrator will deliver the Eulogy.
 
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