That is a laughable offer, Belch. You can't be serious. We're not afraid of what you say, we just defend ourselves against your unprincipled misrepresentation. Besides, you've also shown yourself to be dishonest (changing details), untrustworthy (running over here to spread untruths about us), and underhanded (that sickening photo). There's no reason to put stock in your word anyway.
Now, I realize you seem to have trouble understanding the difference between individual and group, so let me make it clear that I speak for myself when I say the following: Write whatever you wish.
See, you underestimated the strength of the Kiwis. You'd thought we'd crumble in the face of your poorly-thought-out attacks. We didn't. But, really, when people take just a passing glance at what you've said, it all falls apart: anecdotal evidence, huge leaps of logic, blatant misrepresentation, "blame the victim" arguments, and posts full of mindless cursing and blim blim talk - literally. Instantly, people see you for what you are, and have quickly rejected you, fired you, dropped a trash can at you, beat you, started a Kiwi thread on you, wrote you up in ED, and tossed you in jail. They have rejected you, just like your strange and perverted lusting after Kim Possible and Miley Cyrus. Even a member of this very forum has begun to question your behavior.
Write what you will, Belch. So will we. The difference is that we'll tell the truth.